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breadgetables

Nutritionally balanced baked placed in the oven after removing dozens of nuggets and fries. Examples like apple-broccoli-banana bread or carrot-zucchini-raisin muffins are designed as an alternative to child abuse by parents who label their children with picky eater syndrome after getting repeatedly denied on force feeding cold unseasoned vegetables. Breadgetables must contain finely grated vegetables and are likely covered in monkfruit sweetener
Daydrinker2: I finally got my kids to eat vegetables at snack time.

Daydrinker1: Oh, we only eat Pubelix muffins.

Daydrinker2: Try baking them some breadgetables.
by Juissy Smallsette June 8, 2021
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Breadhead

a fan and follower of the American psychedelic rock band Crumb.
There's a bunch of breadheads out in Santiago.
by Citizen Raph December 8, 2022
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breadator

One who is so bountiful that they waste food, often by throwing it or threatening others with it.
"Yo, step shy to the kerb bro, I hear there's a breadator round this hood."
by Tom,Tom and Tom March 3, 2004
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breakation

A vacation taken immediately after a breakup that allows you to process the whole situation and get over the guy/girl who dumped you without having to worry about running into him/her in the grocery store.
After that dbag dumped me, I had to take a 3 week breakation at the beach to get him off of my mind.
by melissasmith19 July 23, 2009
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breakation

A vacation taken with your partner after one has already said that they want to break-up/divorce.

This sometimes happens accidentally if an expensive trip has already been booked but can happen deliberately if people genuinely want to discuss things in a relaxed and neutral space.

Breakations are effective because of the chance to communicate openly, appreciate each-other, celebrate the joys of the relationship and drink heavily without affecting your job.

There is a high chance of sexual intimacy and breakation sex can be phenomenal but should cease before the end of the vacation so that the party that least desires the break-up gets the message.

Having sex with others on a breakation is not cool.
She's important to me but I was really unhappy with her behavior and wanted out. She kept thinking I'd get over it so I took her on a breakation. She finally understood while we were having steaks overlooking the ocean at sunset. I totally needed a vacation too.

Honey, I want to make this trip a breakation.

A: What about the money we already spent on that vacation? We can't get it back.
B: I still want to go
A: I still want to go too
B: It'll be our breakation
by TakeYouOnACruise November 22, 2011
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Breakfatarian

One who's daily diet consists of nothing but breakfast food.
A typical Meal plan for a Breakfatarian could be

Breakfast: Cereal

Lunch: Bagel w/ Cream-Cheese

Dinner: Pancakes

Amongst many other variations.
by CheescakeBastard July 2, 2011
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Breakwater

A breakwater is a dump that is so large that part of it remains above the surface of the water in the toilet bowl.
After the sheer gluttony of the previous night out Bill damn near took a picture of the breakwater he plugged Jim's toilet with in the morning.
by vanjfor3 June 7, 2014
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