bedangler

word used to describe a booger or piece of snot hanging within or from within the nostrils

She was glad she checked her look in the rearview mirror, because, sure enough, she had a very noticeable bedangler coming from her nose.

by CapableGirl July 15, 2006

Fell Out Of The Ugly Tree And Hit Every Branch On The Way Down

Commonly used phrase referencing the degree to which an individual is considered unattractive. Possibly a regional colloquialism used in the Oklahoma area.

Billy Bob: "Geez! That woman with the balding patte, bulbous nose, black front teeth, and tattoo of 'I Like It Rough,' sure is ugly!"

Billy Roy: "She sure has a flabby gut, and that backside ain't too perty neither!"

Billy Billy: "Boys, that there gal Fell Out Of The Ugly Tree And Hit Every Branch On The Way Down!"

by THE REAL JULIA June 21, 2006

Branchalanche

Large number of branches falling off trees due to weather.

The Freezing rain and Wind caused a branchalanche.

by Steve P -Letshike December 22, 2013

skanky bodanky

a smoking hot female, who you know is dirty and STD ridden, yet for some odd reason you still just want to pound her.

Man, I couldnt help myself and I brought a skanky bodanky home last night, and this morning I had to take 2 showers to get that dirty feeling off me.

by skank_meter_reader April 22, 2009

Raisin Bran

Raisin Bran is a version of the scoop, but done with both hands; hence 2 scoops of Raisin Bran.

"John walked around the corner and I Raisin Brand'd his ass!"

by Nick Meers June 24, 2008

michelle branch

Most huggable singer song writer in the world

omfg its michelle!!! hey whose that... oh sorry avril... youre too small to see

by michee September 14, 2003

michelle branch

An awesome singer who actually sings,writes HER OWN songs,and plays instruments.

The exact oppsite of Britney Spears

by meech April 16, 2005