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bratwurst

Similar to the term "rice" when referring to automobiles, but in specific relation to cars of German manufacture. Always used when speaking of vehicles which have been unnecessarily "suped up" in ways that make them glow and loud, but never fast, and never by anyone who would know how to drive the cars properly.
That GTI is pure Bratwurst.
by 4play April 21, 2003
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Triple Bratwurst

A term signifying one's wang is the approximate length and girth of three delicious Bratwurst lined up end to end.
I have a date tonight, if things go well she might just wind up uncasing the triple brat.
by jeRemy May 4, 2003
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Bratwurst’s Hoist

Doing something in such a strict and rigid manner that there is absolutely no room for error. While this may be due to possible danger or desire to get something just right, taken to unnecessary extremes Bratwurst's Hoist can suck all the fun out of a particular activity or situation.
The magician knew it was of utmost importance that he practise Bratwurst’s Hoist while doing his trick otherwise his life might be in danger.
by Spirit-Chickadee December 7, 2010
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bratwursting

Costa Rica was bratwursting Belgium in football yesterday.
by pwnan June 11, 2018
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Mexican bratwurst

The condition arising from doggy style sex with a Hispanic girl during which the sweat drips off her asscrack onto a man's dong, thus making his dick smell like absolute shit.
She was a fun fuck, but she totally gave me a Mexican Bratwurst. I made that bitch lick it clean afterwards. Hold the relish.
by Vulch5 October 29, 2015
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Road-burned bratwurst

When your dick is sweaty, and you get up real fast and it sticks to your thigh, causing painful friction
Dude 1: hey bro, wanna come outside and shoot some hoops?

Dude 2: nah man, I've got a serious road-burned bratwurst right now, can barely even walk
by MaskedCooter November 13, 2013
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Bash the Bratwurst

He likes to bash the bratwurst every night.
by thegoldengrizzlybear12 October 2, 2016
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