Brantford

Brantford is A town in Ontario Canada where all the girls are sluts and all the guys are hockey playing fuckbois who walk around shouting ferda all day. Almost all the teens do drugs and half of them drop out of school before grade 11. Still has the highest teen pregnancy rate in all of Ontario and also the highest car theft rate. Most girls are bitches who just act like sluty to sleep with guys you can also get heroine on any street corner and the down town is nasty and homeless people pull knifes on you but hey we have Wayne Gretzky so fuck all of you

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Ya man it’s fucked I’m 11 and have 2 kids

by Mickey Dickey October 29, 2017

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Bratley

One who was always used as a "scape goat". Easily blamed!....and took it!!! As a child growing up, usually a boy, is chubby....having a bit of a muffin top.

Always into mischief......and not just your ordinary mischief.....if there is a line.....he's stepped over it.....if there is a box to stay in....THE BOX WILL BE DISTROYED!!
Keep Bratleys far away from escalators and large jugs of milk!!

AKA a cluts. Walking down a simple hallway can be a challenge. Even with no obsticles a Bratley may find himself tripping over their feet and having to pick themselves off the floor. Then with a delayed reactions saying "ow!"

Bratley do this! Bratley do that.....your the good looking son ...noooooooooooo!

by Muahaha!!! July 5, 2010

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Semi-branling

Semi-branling is a french slang word. It's the action of stoping mid masturbation, soo you can be ultra focus for your incoming game.

What you need to do is semi-branling so when you comme back your in ultra-instinc mode for the next game

by Guncem May 29, 2022

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Brantford Winstonworth

One of the most complete and comprehensive documentaries of your every day lax bro

In the words of Branford :

"I like to Lax, and I like to party, I gotta lot of spoons, my favorite i call Fluffy. Scored two goals in practice one day in High school, best goals I've ever scored. I like to chill with my buddies and lax in the backyard. While Deciding my college process i was like D1, D3? and after a while I was like Hey, I gotta go D1, although It's at the club level. Lastly, I get lot's of chicks, but not because I lax, i happen to be very Affluent."

My Style :

-Lax Pinnie (when i'm not hookin' up with chicks)
-Nice Shorts
-Croakies
-Turf Dogs
-Mid Calf Socks
- And a sweet pair of shades.

Brantford Winstonworth " I dont know what it is, my family tends to move to hotbed Lacrosse areas. It;s amde me a magnetic force from the great Lacrosse gods.

Brantford Winstonworth " D1, D3 I dunno. But after awhile I was like, hey I gotta go D1, and I am....its at the club level...but Im D1."

Brantford Winstonworth " Bros....Anyone care to Lax???"

Brantford Winstonworth " I like to Lax...And I like to Party"

by MurderFlakes February 14, 2010

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