Bratley

One who was always used as a "scape goat". Easily blamed!....and took it!!! As a child growing up, usually a boy, is chubby....having a bit of a muffin top.

Always into mischief......and not just your ordinary mischief.....if there is a line.....he's stepped over it.....if there is a box to stay in....THE BOX WILL BE DISTROYED!!
Keep Bratleys far away from escalators and large jugs of milk!!

AKA a cluts. Walking down a simple hallway can be a challenge. Even with no obsticles a Bratley may find himself tripping over their feet and having to pick themselves off the floor. Then with a delayed reactions saying "ow!"

Bratley do this! Bratley do that.....your the good looking son ...noooooooooooo!

by Muahaha!!! July 5, 2010

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Bratley

A person who enjoys to spend most of their time in bed preferably on an important day when things need to be done.

You didn't go to that interview?! You're such a Bratley.

by GotOwned January 16, 2007

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Aaron Bradley

Aaron Bradley is the type of person to end a 2-year relationship for a free big-mac at McDonald's.

Aaron Bradley:
A virgin simp who pretends to be bisexual in order to get laid.

by Portlethen Academy August 30, 2020

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Bratles

bratles (noun), or just bratle (plural), is a member in “The Gang Public Server” that tends to complain about everything they possibly can, and also tend to believe they get the worst, and nobody gets as bad as them in every situation they are in.

Here are some examples of sentences this word can be used in:
“God damn dude, stop being such a bratle, you’re ruining all of the fun!” “Bro, stop being a bratle, there’s people who have it worse than you. It may not seem like it, but trust me, you don’t have it worst.” “You two, please stop being such bratles, it’s annoying.”

by AshuaBBX January 4, 2021

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Bradley Martyn

The mf plug. Bradley is known as the world's greatest (and possibly strongest) drug dealer. Known mostly for selling the finest black tar heroin, dabs, cocaine, and bud in the State of California. Bradley Martyn also owns a gym called Zoo Culture, most famously known for using fake weights. If you want to lift 1,000 pounds with ZERO training, you need to purchase a membership at his gym.

Bradley Martyn is the mf plug!! Hit him up if you need any drug on the market or want to lift fake weights

by Uncopyrighta8le January 29, 2020

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Bradley Griffin-Salt

A black man who happens to be the supreme overlord of the universe and 38 states of America, and of those left out states he is president. Also secretly the pope, and the single most richest man in the world, accumulating a wealth of a least 900 trillion dollars. Says is NZ-born, but in reality was sent from our ancestors of the universe, sent to save the world with his money and superiority. Bradley was the original Chuck Norris, however, became tired of this profession, and the particles around him to form a new chuck Norris. Can pay anything to do his will. Possible re-incarnation of Jesus. Few are worthy to stand in his presence. The population of the universe are his subjects. Upon nearing Bradley, one must prostrate ones self, and pray over 9000 prayers of thankfulness to the almighty for gracing us with his existence.

<subject1> Oh look, there's Bradley Griffin-Salt!
<subject2> All Hail!

by Faithful Subject October 28, 2012

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