badee

(n) A badee (pronounced "buh-dee" or "baddy") can refer to a penis, person, object or style that is being employed at the current moment in time.

The word can be traced through history to ancient Sumeria chronologically starting with "wedad eustice," "webadadio winnebago," "badadio pitts," "badad beans," "boyko badyle," "1 and a half badee."

(adj.) badeed

Note: The term "badeezer" is an alternative form of "badee," usually used to describe more intense situations.

Explain the milf badee over there by the couch.

That's just not my cup of badee.

Walter fucked a 300 lb kosh badeezer and is in need of penicillin.

Is it true that Zach has a one and half badee?

by EyeOfTheBadeezer June 8, 2009

bradert

Random kid that’s obsessed with penguins and his cat. He reminds you of Alfredo Linguini. His favorite color is blue, and he’s obsessed with Stephen Harvey. He’s got no game but he gets all the girl. Has the qualities of a serial killer, but he’s the exact opposite.

“Yo I met a guy! He’s attractive, smart, and charming”
“Dude aren’t those serial killer qualities?”
“Yeah, but it’s ok because he’s a total Bradert”

by MotherBeanFern November 30, 2020

blade hoots

When a smoker gets a torch and burns two knives to extreme temperature, then procedes to pick up the pot on the knife and squishes them together. The target generally has a funnel and inhales the smoke, for a super good high.

Johnny did blade hoots last night, man was he fucked.

by KyleManSK May 4, 2007

badeeding

The act of spamming "i am badeed" after any event happens in League of Legends

*Loads in game*

"i am badeed"
oh hes badeeding

by moebrojoejo November 14, 2018

Badeen

A modern term used to describe a good looking girl.

“That girl is a badeen”
“You know that badeen named Tennesse”

by Rudolphctz January 21, 2021

Bardex

(noun) The brand name of a popular, commercially available enema kit. The brand has become an unofficial term for any enema equipment in enema fetishist circles.

I've been eating nothing but shredded wheat and dried beef for three days. I'd better grab the Bardex and get my tract moving.

by arentiexclusive August 23, 2009

Captain Barden

While having sexual intercourse, the Captain Barden is a modified version of doggystyle. When hitting it from the back, you have the left knee on the bed and the right foot on the bed with the right leg cocked out, like you are kneeling on one leg. The right hand goes on your hip and your left hand goes on her left shoulder. The purpose of the left hand on her shoulder is to maximize penetration by bringing her body into you.

Popularized by my boy DJ XLent.

Me: Yo I hit that shit doggystyle last night.
Jeff: Nah man this is what you gotta do, right leg out, right hand on the hip, left hand on the shoulder and just smash on that bitch all day.
Me: Good call. I gotta hit that shit Captain Barden tomorrow night.

by KDog88 October 30, 2008