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boxing the bald champ

For a male to chronically masterbate
Well i just need some lotion to get to boxing the bald champ
by SlaughterHouse35 March 18, 2016
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Borionika

A worldview based on sex drive and offensive masculine behaviour in which the major goal is to obtain profit thru the sell poverty to right capitalist bastards.
-Hey man, what's holding you from commiting a suicide?
- DRI's pills and Borionika.
by idiotinside August 30, 2021
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Boxing Clever

To use inventive thinking above all other attributes in order to achieve an end goal.
Everyone thought that Tina would lose the debate for exposing her vulnerable side but her victory proves she was boxing clever.
by RogerRoger March 17, 2008
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Boxie

Politically: Trapped inside a system that you cant see beyond it.

Slang: Calling someone a bit stiff or a square.
Pollitically: e.g. Theresa may is Boxie shes trapped in the system.
Slang: e.g. lool joe ur bare Boxie, you fucking neek.
by Boxie Studios November 23, 2017
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Kangaroo Boxing

A sport that involves usually a human versus a kangaroo in a boxing match, usually the results 95% of the time are the guy gets his ass whooped.
Kangaroos are beasts at fighting, they are dirty fighters too, if you aren't careful they can give you a nasty jab or hook to the dome and knock you out or grab you and choke hold you into submission, if that doesn't work they can use their own tail to hold them level and kick you downstairs with BOTH legs. unless you are a real fucking badass, you should not attempt to fight a kangaroo THEY WILL FUCK YOU UP. PETA people and animal rights fucks usually think this is an inhumane awful sport... well they are right to an extent... because HUMANS GET THE SHIT WHOOPED OUT OF EM!
fighter: (guards his grill and strafes a bit)
kangaroo: (sees an opening and heymakers the guy)
fighter: (gets dome-rocked with a heymaker and melts to the canvas like when you get the shit whooped out of you in fight night 3 by a mean-ass power punch)

Kangaroo Boxing
by THE METAL February 19, 2008
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tonsil boxing

Giving a girl the shaft.. the deep shaft.. the kind where you grab the back of her head and make sure the back of her throat (tonsil-area) gets knocked around like a punching bag
Man, one more round of tonsil-boxing out of Melissa, and my victory champagne will go all over her!
by Justin Redman January 29, 2004
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bojio

Literally translates as "never invite". Used shamelessly to get yourself invited to an activity your friends are doing.
"HTHT with Dawn at Starbucks over a hot cuppa"
"BOJIO."
by singlishlah March 23, 2013
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