boxford 

A town with the second lowest population density in eastern Massachusetts, comprised of rich middle aged white people who like forests and horses better than neighbors; a.k.a. the middle of nowhere.

Person 1: Where do you live?
Person 2: Boxford.
Person 1: Oh, Boxborough? I know where that is.
Person 2: No, BoxFORD.
Person 1: Huh?

boxford by castnoshadow June 13, 2005

Boxford 

A rural, country town in Massachusetts.

Horses, Farms, Big Houses, Land
Boxford= Sticks

Boxford by Ray7770 March 14, 2011

Boxford 

The most boring place to live in Massachusetts.

Boxford blows the big one

Boxford by Cataphract_40 January 22, 2004

Boxford 

One of the most boring place to live in Massachusetts. Boxford is the one and only place where the tree population and bug population outnumber the human population by at least 100 to 1. There is usually a mile between each house and neighbors only see each other occasionally, at the local library, church, at the community store dubed "Jacks"/"Waynes", or when they manage to escape to modern civilization. Modern cvilization, however, is at least 15 minutes (by car) away in every direction.

Desiring to live in Boxford (aka Bugsford) usually means that one has a strong dislike of humankind and doesn't mind insects of every shape and size living along side them in the woods.

Boxford by Anonymous10 July 1, 2005

boxford 

The most random place in Massachusettes to live. People in the neighboring areas are under the impression that people in Boxford live in a box and drive a ford car. On the contrary people in boxford live in nice big houses and drive nice cars.

Boxford is near north andover, this is where boxfordians go to have some fun

boxford by boredinboxford June 19, 2006

Boxford 

One of the most boring place to live in Massachusetts. Boxford is the one and only place where the tree population and bug population outnumber the human population by at least 100 to 1. There is usually a mile between each house and neighbors only see each other occasionally, at the local library, church, at the community store dubed "Jacks"/"Waynes", or when they manage to escape to modern civilization. Modern cvilization, however, is at least 15 minutes (by car) away in every direction.

Desiring to live in Boxford (aka Bugsford) usually means that one has a strong dislike of humankind and doesn't mind insects of every shape and size living along side them in the woods.

Boxford by Anonymous10 July 2, 2005

Boxford 

Boxford is what one says when he or she wishes to describe a place so torturous it causes suicides, although one must be careful on how/where they commit such an act because if they are not, the over-eager Nazi force will swarm like flies over a dead deer carcass to the scene of the crime. They react in this way because Crime itself hath decided Boxford is not worthy of its time.

Chuck: Hey, man. Did you hear about Joe?
Devendra: No dude, what happened?
Chuck: The Boonies finally got to him...he shot himself last night down by Nevergoingtofuckingend River.
Devendra: Actually I hear something about a kid doing that. That's just too bad.
Chuck: The worst part is, Officers LongMo, Hazelnut, & Norlando have declared it a homocide.
Devendra: Didn't he leave a suicide note?
Chuck: Yeah well, that's what happens when Crime meets Boxford...heads roll.

Boxford by Cleverly Moved Out Of Boxford! May 13, 2007