bounty

Verb. To dip a digit (finger or toe) in coconut oil and insert it in a rectum. Often done while performing fellatio or cunnilingus.

I can't wait to bounty Dave this evening!

Julie bountied Dave so hard last night.

by Rough Justice November 15, 2013

texas bounty

n. The 10,000 dollar reward given for reporting a an illegal abortion in Texas.
See also, 'mind your own business' and 'this is insane' and 'fuck Texas's.

Bob collected a Texas bounty, the other day. That the baby was his and he wanted nothing to do with it or its mother is besides the point. Ten grand for not wearing a condom. We are truly living in the dumbest timeline.

by picc285 September 3, 2021

bounty

1)A chocolate bar with deliciouis white coconut on the inside.

2)A black guy/girl who only goes out with caucasian people.

3) A black guy/girl who acts like a caucasian person.

1) Guy: Just going to the shop, you want anything?
Girl: erm........get me a bounty.

2) Guy: Yo Marlon! Heard that ya checkin Amy.

Marlon: yeah..so?

Guy: Ya bounty!

by Talos September 6, 2005

bounty

Paper towel that is super absorbent, and also super strong when wet, so you can do wet cleaning tasks you never thought a paper towel could do. This is thanks to its unique double quilted paper.

Bounty paper towels are designed with decorative coloured prints.

by Goza July 26, 2008

Bounty Hunter

In an event of a spill or an unexpected accident where liquids are involved, a person will desperately search for an absorbant paper towel.
Judging by this person's income results in the ability to afford "Quicker Picker Uppers" such as Bounty Paper Towels.
However, if it is financially available, and this type of event occurs, that person has become a Bounty Hunter.

Wifey: Here's your beer honey!
Husband: Thanks, Now cook me supper.
Wifey: (In an attempt to place beer in hand of Husband, she accidentally spills it on Husband's new glass coffee table) Oops!
Husband: Get back in the Kitchen! I need to Hunt me some Bounty now! (Becomes Bounty Hunter)

by TheGasMaskGuy December 24, 2009

Bounty Boy

Bounty Boy is a male who loves Bounty bars.

It is also Welsh slang for a complete and utter tool.

You know Byron Davies? He's a proper Bounty Boy!

by Bounty Baz May 31, 2017

Bounty

A bar filled with coconut that is absolutely rotten. The worst bar ever made and it is hated by all but the sickest individuals

Do you like Bountys?

No they are rotten, anyone who does is mentally ill.

by IhateBountys October 24, 2012