boner

a special kind of bone that only appears on special occasions, and only special ladies can make it appear.

Jay's boner recognizes Annie before his brain does.

by mademoisellevanta March 20, 2015

bonerizer

Something girls use to give guys boners.

shortshorts, tanktops, bikinis, being hot, and tits are all very good examples of bonerizers.

by NuclearTestFacility May 26, 2010

boner

an erect blood filled penis. brought on my sexual arousion. the average male gets 3 a night while your sleeping. also known as erection, stiffy, chubby, hard on

that guy would stick his boner in anything with a hole

by me December 14, 2002

Bonerful

When something is so wonderful you pop a Boner.

It was so bonerful for my girlfriend to take her clothes off randomly.

by Andrew Tompson January 19, 2009

bonerism

An extreme irrection in which the male obtainee is unable to hide, control, or releive the built up sexual tension in his penis.

Dude, I had another bonerism in Algebra today when Kelly bent over to pick up her pencil.

by Jameson February 07, 2005

Boner

When u see a hot girl and want to smash you get this big thing that goes up 10 inches.

Damn I got a boner when I saw the D'amelio sisters.

by Bonehead5000 February 24, 2020

Boner

That hard thing in your pants when you walk by Victoria's Secret

Person 1: Sir, you have a raging boner.
Person 2: Don't mind me, I just walked past Victoria's Secret

by Dr. Seuss, PhD June 19, 2011