Cunty Bollocks

CUNTY BOLLOCKS : A Paki / Haji store clerk that leers rudely at you, as if you are going to steal; or follows you around the store to keep you from shop lifting

1. Where did you get that fifth of vodka from J.O.B.
Oh I got it from Cunty Bollocks's on 63rd and Naragansette

2. I had a hard time lifting the vodka ole Cunty Bollocks was eagle eyeing me the whole time.

3. Cunty Bollocks was on a tear after catchng a pollock stealing a bottle of rum

by Chicago Micky Fitz June 27, 2012

Taco Blocked

When your most sober buddy refuses to take the group to Taco Bell at 2:00am after a night of hard drinking.

Man, I'm too drunk to drive anywhere, and John's car is in the driveway. Why won't he drive us to Taco Bell?

Yeah, we got Taco Blocked.

by Kelly, Brian December 26, 2008

bollocksing

v. To Bollocks or Bollocks-up

The art of breaking or messing something up to a state of non-repair.

"Now that you have invited Jimmy, the stag-night is completely to bollocks"

or

"Hitting the television with that hammer is bollocksing it"

by Marko the Great August 29, 2005

starkas bollockas narkas

To be completely nude/without clothes.
Usually used to emphasise exposure - in public for instance

And I was just standing there starkas bollockas narkas when she walked in!

by devsie January 16, 2008

Party-Blocked

Party-Blocked - when the party you have been planning gets overshadowed by another more awesome party. As a result, your party or rager has now become a small gathering or a night alone.

Party-Block - the act of blocking parties.

Me: "Party at my house!"
Everyone: "Heard!!"
Rival Party Host: "Bigger Rager at my house!"
Everyone: "Heard, TWO TIMES!"
Me: "Shit, I got party-blocked."

by isaacz August 21, 2010

Doc Blocked

to have your team's offense completely and utterly paralyzed by Phillies pitching-phenom Harry Leroy "Doc" Halladay III. To strike out against Roy Halladay.

Fan 1: "Did you see Roy Halladay pitch his perfect game against the Marlins in May?"
Fan 2: "Hell yes! The Fish got doc blocked!"

or

Fan 1: "Holy fucking shit, Roy Halladay pitched a no hitter against the Cincinnati Reds in his first post-season appearance!"
Fan 2: "DOC BLOCKED!"

by abelard87 October 10, 2010

gnat's bollock

An extremely small distance.

He missed that shot by a gnat's bollock.

by Mazman October 1, 2005