Bollarding

The act of crouching in the 'Daniel Falvey Bollard Pose' in various places across the world and marking this event with photographic evidence.

When we get to the Priz, we'll have to do some serious bollarding.

by djfkilo July 26, 2011

base model baller

Used to describe the driver of any make or model vehicle that engages in overly aggressive driving behavior in a desperate attempt to get attention. Usually drivers of this nature could not afford to shell out for the mack-daddy-top-of-the-line version of their vehicle and have to compensate by trying to show off in their bottom-of-the-barrel model to win approval. base model ballers are extremely volatile and self conscious individuals that would not hesitate to defend their turf while driving. Approach with caution.

Dude #1: Whoa! Did you see that STi and EVO just blow by us while racing each other?

Dude #2: Yeah! Insane!

*after catching up to the drivers stuck in traffic*

Dude #3: Nevermind, they're just base model ballers driving an Impreza and Lancer. We got our hopes up for nothing.

by mickymickdondons March 27, 2012

boilerplate

1. The standardized, non-specific parts of a contract; the fine print that gets tacked on by lawyers to protect themselves and their clients.

2. The unsubscription notice at the bottom of bulk emails from the spam operations that bother to pretend that they comply with the CANSPAM legislation. (first used by Paul Graham in his groundbreaking essays on spam)

Origin: The American Press Association shared its building with a sheet-iron processing plant when it was founded 1892. Chicago printers dubbed the noisy American Press offices a boilerplate factory, and boilerplate became the word used to refer to the third-rate filler that the syndicated news agency turned out.

The failure of Urban Dictionary to exercise or enforce any right or provision of the TOS shall not constitute a waiver of such right or provision. If any provision, or portion of any provision, of the TOS is found by a court of competent jurisdiction to be invalid, the parties nevertheless agree that the court should endeavor to enact the intentions of the TOS. Under any circumstances other provisions of the TOS shall remain in full force and effect. You, the user, agree that regardless of any statute or law to the contrary, any claim or cause of action arising out of, or related to, use of the Service, its content, or the TOS must be filed within two (2) months of the time in which the events giving rise to such claim began, or you agree to waive such claim.

by Mike February 27, 2005

Butter-Baller

A male that shaves his scrotum smooth. Keeps that chicken skin soft and hairless.

Carla loves to tea bag Roger cause he's a butter-baller.

by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017

ballern

Verb (Word originally german). Ballern can describe any activity which is undertaken with very high engagement, usually

1. work or

2. play

3. intoxication
The meaning of the word is derived from the context

1. Damn, i didn't study at all for my exam tomorrow, I will have to baller the whole content of the course tonight!
2. It's saturday night, lets go ballern!
3. Damn, I had to much Vodka, I am totally verballert!

by osmdian June 10, 2009

Fake Baller

One who lives beyond their means, a fraud who rolls with expensive clothes to try and look like a baller when in fact they work part time in the Apple Store and don't even have enough money to buy lunch.

One who also thinks they are a big shot when they clearly are not, trying to freeload on nights out off of other people.

"Arrrrrgh maaaate i'm broke as a joke!" (but still wearing All Saints trousers) - That is a fake baller!

by Puppa_Cunt_PC_argh_maate April 12, 2011

ultimo baller

A baller to the ultimate level; a total sav.

'Hey did you see that guy Mateusz talking to that chick? Man that guy is an ultimo baller'

by Mateusz S. March 26, 2010