booking a whammer

Prison slang for giving another inmate a blow job.

Frank the Rat's tough guy prison reputation would be hurt if someone caught him booking a whammer.

by Patrick Allen Jones February 24, 2008

Bonking Screens

What TV heads do instead of kissing

TV 1: hey b did you hear that Charles was bonking screens with Jenny
TV 2: ah shit Charles is a hoe

by Burnt Lime September 17, 2017

Kate Beckinsale

The single most beautiful woman ever to grace the planet earth.

Kate Beckinsale is hotter than you.

by i'm rick james bitch March 24, 2004

bucking the hard facts

A saying coined by Paul G. Hewitt, author of Conceptual Physics, which describes the disregard of an established law or fact.

"Meteorologists try their best, but they are bucking the hard facts of chaos in nature."

by RMKU November 21, 2013

Sock-blocking

The act of preventing another fantasy baseball team from moving up in the standings by consistently outplaying them. Makes more sense if your team name directly refers to socks, such as the Red Sox or the White Sox.

Fantasy Owner #1: Dude, I've been trying to take 1st place for weeks now, but the Seattle Tube Sox keep sock-blocking me.
Fantasy Owner #2: I know what you mean, man. I haven't been able to overtake the Buffalo Business Sox all season.

by The4cDizzle April 10, 2010

jerk blocking

when you really want to jerk off, but someone like your sister, parents, or friends keep bothering you and won't leave you alone. It is very annoying and depressing.

I was trying to jerk off last night, but my sister kept telling me all these stories and she wouldn't leave me alone.

Wow, she was jerk blocking you all night.

by 877372 May 16, 2009

Blocking spree

When you block a whole bunch of people on facebook for no particular reason.

This morning I was on facebook, and I looked at the friend finder. That's when I decided it was time for a blocking spree.

by SsBeef January 29, 2015