blitzed

Drunk but still in the game.

"I met this girl in San Francisco, and we got so blitzed at the bar." (But it can be used in context with marijuana or any other alternative drug)

by maineyeleni May 4, 2016

Blitzed

When one is high out of their mind.

Fuck im so blitzed right now i cant even see

by BDbrad June 17, 2019

Blitzed

The definition Blitzed in Urban Slang means One Night Stand. Or a string of quick hot and heavy sexual relations.

So.. you know how I told you about Kimani and I was supposed to be chilling yesterday. Not gonna lie I blitzed bro. Super valid.

by Money Mitch The Rich June 9, 2021

Blitzed

Blazed and ritzed. The process of smoking Marijuana and consuming Ritalin to create a euphoric effect.

Blitzed. After a long day of being studying on Ritalin smoke some monster cones and become euphoric.

by Mungrel July 26, 2021

blitzed creek

Blitzed creek is when you’re so baked that you make up a phrase for how baked you are and you call it “blitzed creek”.

“Man, I’m blitzed creek.”

by BTMA June 17, 2022

Blitzedzz

guy that yaps in discord vc so fucking much

person: hey did you get the mug-
Blitzedzz: SHUT YO UGLYASS HELL YOU LIVE INSIDE OF A SHELL YOU LIKE SKIBADI TOILET SKIBADI SKIBADI TOILET

by Miguela Hola December 20, 2023

Blitzed Supper

Blitzed Supper (noun)

A pre-night state where everything is aligned.

That moment at dinner or pre-drinks when the vibes are so right you already know the night is going down in history.

Plans are locked.
Crew is assembled.
Confidence is high.
Money’s right.
No friction. No stress. No second-guessing.

You’re not chasing the night — you’re already in it.

It’s the feeling that tells you:

“This is the one we’ll talk about in 50 years.”

Vegas energy.
No loose ends.
Pure momentum.

Flow state — but for a night out.
Fuck it. Get blitzed.

Cheers to a Blitzed Supper Kings!🍻

by King_Blitz January 19, 2026