Blurtation

When something sounds really good in your head but when you say it, it just sounds stupid.

We have a very very heavy blurtation tonight

by Razul Ham March 9, 2011

Blurtweasel

Blurtweasel; An individual who posesses the rare combination of not only being "Blurty" but also being "Weasely"

"You are such a Blurtweasel, you make me vomit out my Japs eye!!!"

"I wouldn't let him finger my Git, he's a Blurtweasel!"

by Moothead February 14, 2012

bluntsplitters

Very long fingernails, especially on the thumbs. Originates from the practice of thug-type guys who would use their long thumbnails to cut open blunts.

Also used sarcastically to refer to someone's obviously poor grooming.

Damn, Alex got some bluntsplitters!

by KPW April 3, 2008

blursday

A day you spend hungover, high, or drunk

I got so drunk on Friday. I slept in all blursday but Sunday I went to brunch.

by J4432 May 2, 2007

cunts and blunts

greatest porn title ever

I can really use me some cunts and blunts

by rawr4me August 13, 2010

Blurst

A substitute for the word worse, only used in extreme cases, and only used by 1000 monkeys typing at 1000 typerwriters.

"'It was the best of times, it was the BLURST of times'?!, you stupid monkey!"

by mollar April 19, 2007

blunts

when you empty a cigar and throw weed in it and get high as a mother fucker

damn, im high off 'dis blunt!

by spriggan March 3, 2003