shits 'n' bladders

when someone is getting anal sex and has diarrhea with such gusto that it enters the other person's bladder

While Regino was boning his firecrotch of a girlfriend, she inadvertently gave him shits 'n' bladders. He couldn't walk right for a week.

by analearthquake June 3, 2011

Teacher's bladder

The ability to prevent oneself from requiring the need to urinate less often than every 12 hours.

Woah! Mary hasn't got up from her desk all how does she not even need to pee?...Totally must have a teacher's bladder!

by Miss Penguinchick November 21, 2016

bludger

Aussie slang for a lazy person.

A boss would say "get back to work you lazy bludgers!!"

by bread infection October 23, 2005

bludgeritis

a common condition where the sufferer tends to not want to do anything, bludge sport, school, tutoring, housework. they appear fine until asked how they are which the response usually its "really sore" or until they are asked to do something "owww my (sore part) hurts so much"

never has a specific time of happening but usually around exams, or when there's some work to be done or something that wants to be avoided

"Oh apparently my little brother is sick he was home from school all day with a really bad headache"
"really?"
"yeah, but i think he just has bludgeritis because he doesnt want to go to the doctors"

"can you help me wash up please"
"ohhhhh owwww i just got a HUGE headache"

by WRX22B1998 May 12, 2010

butt blunder

the accidental insertion of ones penis into the anal canal of a woman during sexual intercourse .

during their first romantic interlude between gus and sue, gus performed a butt blunder, and needless to say, their session terminated quite abruptly.

by dakevster August 22, 2008

asian bladder

Having an Asian bladder is to have a small bladder that can't hold too much so you need the toilet. It can also mean that you need the toilet at the worst times possible.

"I've got to run to the toilet, I've got an Asian Bladder." Said Chloe very annoyed.

by Asian Bladder Girl July 30, 2017

Budder Boob

The act of jumping and hitting (gently) your butt cheeks against another persons boobs/chest. Usual used like a high five or hand shake.

When Jane and John met they Budder Boobed to say hello.

by topflames September 16, 2014