Blogtard

A person who is in love with blogging.

John just registered on Blogtard and he has become a real blogtard now.

by a budding wordsmith September 29, 2011

blophus

A Blophus is the result of farting while seated in a narrow, confining chair. Such as airline seats.
This forces the gas forward, past the genitals rather than past the cheeks of the ass. It is shocking to one who experiences it for the first time, and those seated nearby.

Greg was both concerned and delighted by his first blophus, however, the other officers seated in the stake-out van were horrified.

by Mudknuckle Circus November 16, 2013

Bloated Queef

It's just like a queef, but one with a gush of moisture, juices or enzymes afterwards. Sometimes it is streaming, sometimes it's just a fine mist.

After I stuck it to Kylie for a while, she sneezed and had this bloated queef push me back out of her!

Damn near gave me whiplash!

by $hIti0T June 14, 2014

blont

Ben Affleck's online alias.

blont: Ben Affleck's role in Bounce was totally underrated.

by blont November 26, 2004

Bloaty

When you eat too much,and you feel way too full and puffy.

The pizookie made me feel bloaty.

by Justin Derenski June 23, 2008

Bioptikon

A cyberpunk term for "spectacles" (glasses). The term originated in the New York cyberpoetic scene in the early to mid-1990s. Its advantage over spectacles was that it could be used as a singular.

The boy put on his bioptikon so that he could read the book.

by MauriceB September 25, 2007

bloation device

a chick's bloated uterus when it's her time of the month.

girl 1: ugh like omg Shelly im so bloated! OMG!
girl 2: yeah me too my bloation device is killin.

by iuytrew5o3u498thnfinsf October 5, 2008