Bloodty Shivit

It's the british way of saying god damnit

Mike: I dropped my spoon.

Dan: Bloodty Shivit that was a collectors item

by sdasdasfsad September 15, 2009

Jalapeño Bloodtrain

The act of stuffing as many jalapeños into a woman's vagina during her menstrual cycle.

The spices of the jalapeños help clot the blood and relieve bloating.

My cramping hurt so bad until I got jalapeño bloodtrained. My mom is great!

by BobDan May 1, 2014

boner blooper

The phenomena of your penis accidentally falling out of your boxers through the front opening of your boxers.

I was walking around in my house when I noticed part of my penis felt cooler than the rest. Silly me, I didn't buy the boxers with the button in the front. I had a boner blooper.

by mmolloy41 September 19, 2010

blooper

1. an error

2. an embarrassing error that has to be removed from the show or movie.

Many videos and DVDs allow you to view the bloopers that were removed when the movie was made.

by Light Joker June 16, 2005

Bloptart

getting your dome sucked while eating a poptart

"Your mom gave me a bloptart while i was eating a cinnamon kind...my favorite."

by spindrahNIPPLES December 30, 2009

Bloop out

To lose it and go off on someone.

She started accusing him of something he didn't do and he blooped out on her right there.

He kept on and kept on until I finally blooped the fuck out and told him to go suck a dick.

Cody, don't bloop out on him over nothing bro. Wait until he starts it.

by dsgirl September 3, 2013

blooth

When she scrapes her tooth on your dong and the pain lingers through the entire soul

“Aww fuck you just bloothed me!”

by NikeCumlord January 31, 2023