bloot

To ejaculate into someones face.

"So you sprayed face?" "Yep mate she didnt want to swallow so I went bloot."

"My girlfriend took my cock out of her mouth just as I was coming and I blooted her.

by Mack P Silk September 30, 2005

bloof

Something said as an after thought, either approving of something or not agreeing. Also used to show surprise, or mock somebody/something.

Has developed into many different variations (such as bloofies, bloofers, doosh, blam) in order to fit into context or to include variety.

Example 1:

Matt: Is this? (pointing to 24 pack of good beer he just bought)

Shawn: Bloof!

Matt: Is this!? (pointing to a micro brew keg)

Shawn: Bloofers!

Example 2:

*at the bar...an ex girlfriend walks in...*

Matt: Blam.

Shawn: What?

Matt: My ex just walked in dude!

Shawn: Ba-blam! Let's bounce.

by rockstar myers October 27, 2011

Bloodthirster

VERY powerful demon in the Warhammer world (and Warhammer 40K). The strongest single entity in Warhammer, at least until certain recent additions to the universe. It's a tall humanoid monster with a doglike head covered with armour.

As one of the demons of Khorne, a Bloodthirster is dedicated to blood and violence, and has colours of red, black and bone.

by Andy August 1, 2004

Bloot

(bluːt) - interjection - A good deal for a consumer/purchaser of a product.

That computer you got at the mall was such a bloot.

by Adamba November 6, 2010

blooter

to blooter is to hit something with considerable force. to be blootered can mean either (1)being hit hard or (2)being very drunk (usually the latter)

(1)am going to blooter in that windae

i will blooter his lights out

(2) last night i was absolutly blootered man

am goin down to the pub to get blootered

by jimmy marshall November 7, 2007

bloot

to suck ones own cock until ejaculation

he likes to bloot when he is alone

by Anonymous June 30, 2003

blorft

To be unfunctionally overwhelmed but to attempt nonetheless to carry on as if everything is normal and to react to the stress of the situation with the listlessness of someone trapped in a vegitative state.

A word coined by Tina Fey in Bossypants.

I was totally blorft when I met Tina Fey.

by harmless drudge June 5, 2011