Blymit

A word you say when you are watching porn or you are getting lairy for no reason.

Blymit its a grizzly Claire!

by George Is Yamam May 7, 2007

Bromite

A dude who thinks dudes are the best thing to happen to humanity since walking upright and takes it to the point of it being a religion. Is most definitly not gay

Guy 1: "Does that guy seem a little gay? Because it seems he only talks about other dudes. I don't see him around chicks very often"

Guy 2: " No dude, he is just a Bromite. You know, a high priest of the the church of Bro."

by theben3304 December 15, 2011

Blymit

A word you say when you are watching porn or you are getting lairy for no reason.

Blymit its a grizzly Claire!

by George Is Yamam May 9, 2007

Bromit

To try burping and end up vomiting

You tried to shotgun a beer, attempted to burp and bromited all over your friend's new ping pong table.

by benholfeld May 5, 2016

blomiting

Excessively writing or posting to a blog; "blog vomiting."

"John's got a real problem with blomiting lately. Nobody cares about those stupid personality quizzes."

by mustdestroyalltraces August 24, 2009

blomide

Someone who tries to be cool or hip but is not.

Hey blomide, stop trying to act like you own the place.

by bezel333 December 31, 2005

Bloomitis

Turns out this sick nasty disease surfaced sometime on October 15th 1985. This rare condition not only attacks alcohol dehydrogenase, it accounts for drinks that you imagined drinking. The symptoms are easy to identify. The afflicted host will act excessively drunk, try to leave parties on new year's eve to hang with chicks in a different town, get dry humped in jacuzzi bathtubs, get knob jobs from the heinous spawn of lucifer, and disappear to do work in the lavish lobby of your local Holiday Inn. The Bill and Melinda Gates foundation has provided 3 billion dollars to research this horrible affliction, but no cure is visible within the near future. Stephen Hawking proposed the Quantum Black Vortex of Drinking Theorem, which states that claiming to and not letting anyone see you drink 22 'biers' can induce the same level of alcoholic euphoria present after someone pounds 15 shots of Wolfschmidt in 12 minutes. Turns out that this disease is communicable and can survive in the air for excess of 15 months. Just this past Wednesday, Brian exhibited extreme symptoms after only 3 beers. He attained level 4 Bloomitis, just below level 5, which only occurs in one person, claiming to say that his tolerence is lower now, such that he can start feeling "it" after only 8 beers in 15 minutes. Basically, Chris and Alex get ridiculous after only a few drinks and claim they had about "18 nasty shots of Jaeger after the sweet 30 rack of IceHouse"

Daniel-"How many beers did you have Brian, that is, after I passed out in the mulch?"
Brian-"Shit man, I don't know. But Shrek 2 towels are pretty sick"
Ryan-"GNARLY brah. you like got intense as shit level 4 bloomitis. Sup Kapanen"
Alex-"Get the fuck outta here, Hermione. Just get with Ron"
Kyle-"Yeah, Bloomitis fucking parking garage tickets"
Michael-"I mean shit Fleur. Your loyalty to Bill is stronger than my Patronus"
Chris-"Come on man, close the door. Kim, don't get with me"

by Magic Tickle Michael Ice July 29, 2008