blinking or blink-blink

what an incredibly idiotic person says when trying to say blinging or bling-bling.

"that necklace is blinking, dude!" or, "you're heavy on the blink-blink today!!!"

by blinging chick April 14, 2003

Bloinking

the act of oral sex while taking a dump

my girlfriend was bloinking me last night, it was awesome!

by DogBone August 18, 2008

boinkin

To fuck the shit outta a hoe

i was boinkin her hardcore last night

by Timmay December 6, 2004

boinking

Visiting, hanging out with, take on a date. This word makes you sound much more awesome (typically if you didn't get any) after coming home from a date and you want to tell your friends.

(phone call)
Friend: Hey, what are you up to?
You: Being awesome -- I'm boinking Erica!

by Awesomemannumerouno April 26, 2011

Wishful blinking

When you see your blackberry blinking with a message even though it's not, giving you the illusion that you actually have friends who text/bbm you

Alex: Man, I'm really suffering from wishful blinking today

Sam: Dude, that sucks. No friends.

by acpswims25 September 21, 2011

Blornking

The act of doing work one has to do but would rather put off, despite a small amount of focused concentration being all that's required to complete the task.

My job is getting really boring lately. I find myself blornking most of the time.

by LoganCale April 16, 2011

bloinkiss

/bloiNGk-kis/
verb
When you try to kiss someone but you blink and miss.

Timmy waited all night to kiss Bianca at the prom, but when he finally went in for a smooch, he bloinkissed and sprained his knee, costing him his tennis scholarship, leading him down a dark road, paid with the self loathing and addiction. Years later when his wife finally left him because she couldn't take it anymore, he lacked the ability to chase after her because his knee had never fully healed from the bloinkiss.

by MythicalDefiner April 20, 2018