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Blifit

Ten pounds of shit in a nine pound bag.

A guy or girl who wears clothing so tight that large slabs of fat ooze out where ever possible.
Hey, from this high up I can see that blifit's ass crack!
by KevinW February 2, 2006
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bloid

A small blog entry expressing a thought which may not be fully formed.
I wrote a quick bloid after hearing that story.
by breedlov June 15, 2008
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bloinkiss

When you try to kiss someone but you blink and miss.
Timmy waited all night to kiss Bianca at the prom but when he finally went in for a smooch, he bloinkissed and sprained his knee.
by Verity M. November 8, 2017
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BLOINKISS

/bloiNGk-kis/
Verb.
When you try to kiss someone but you blink and miss.
Timmy waited all night to kiss Bianca a the prom, but when he finally went in for a smooch, he bloinkissed and sprained his knee, costing him his tennis scholarship, leading him down a dark road, paved with self-loathing and addiction. Years later when his wife finally left him, because she just couldn't take it any more, he lacked the ability to hase afer her because his knee had never fully healed from the bloinkiss.
by BOBTHEPOTATOFROG November 21, 2017
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bloit

verb:
1) To complain;gripe
2) To fumble, mess up, drop the ball
3) To strike, act carelessly, wastefully or foolishly

phrasal verb:
1) To shirk ones duty
2) To go away: used as an exclamation of impatience
3) To waste time

interjection:
1) Used to express anger, rejection and disgust, often followed by a pronoun, as you or it

adjective, adverb:
1) Damned;confounded;bloody
v1) Stop bloitting
v2) I bloitted that one
v3) He bloitted me in the foot

p1) Just bloit it
p2) Bloit off!
p3) I bloitted all day

i1) Go bloit yourselves!

a1) That bloitting politician!
by AudunXetrov March 7, 2008
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blobfish

1) an endangered jelly like creature at the bottom of the sea that is known for it's seemingly sad and depressed facial expression.

2) an individual who resides in an incompetent state of being

3) an individual who comes across as mean, angry, and/or unresponsive
2) What a blobfish! He’s always shut up in his room being unproductive.

3) You are not responding to my texts or calls. Why are you being such a blobfish to me?
by suthernt06 March 24, 2012
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Bliffitt

The winner was a bliffitt, he sniffed all the bicycle seats before winning the Tour d' France.
by MooPig September 7, 2007
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