Blog Police

Reputation management done by weak minded A-list bloggers.
Synonym: Bullying.

Dave Winer.

by ElaineK August 17, 2003

Bloatkin

Similar to the blumpkin, the delicately balanced are of getting your cock sucked while hurling.

I unexpectedly bloatkined on this girls head...wonder if it was her gnarly face or the 8 shots of Tequila

by KJ026 November 29, 2011

haircut blog

A blog or blog post that describes completely normal, typical, and often disinteresting everyday events such as going to school, paying bills, or getting a haircut.

Her frequent haircut blogs were a definite sign that she needed a more active social life.

by Lyndse November 5, 2008

Camp Bloat

A feeling after one has been excessively camping and/or cabining, rafting, eating randomly, sleeping terribly and suffering from achey butt bones & bloat-like feeling of body parts.

Damn it, I've been rafting all day and now I'm falling pry to camp bloat!

by Lo_Lo#1 September 8, 2010

Check the Blog

When someone takes an L and it is over for them, the only way to recover from said L is to check the blog.

John: "I have a track workout today and I forgot lunch"
Bob: "Check the Blog, it's ova"

by qwertysdfghzxcvbn June 21, 2016

dropping a blog

A sardonic reference to the reality that sometimes blogging is about as meaningful as evacuating one’s bowels.

I gotta go online as I be dropping a blog!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 18, 2020

blog

n.
Short for weblog.
A meandering, blatantly uninteresting online diary that gives the author the illusion that people are interested in their stupid, pathetic life. Consists of such riveting entries as "homework sucks" and "I slept until noon today."

v. intr.
The act of posting to a weblog.

by NGX February 6, 2003