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Dumb Blonde

Essentially blonde with the addition of "dumb" for clarification.
by Addiy March 28, 2003
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Blonde Dyke

The thing that Kanye West would give anything for.
"Heard they do anything for a klondike. Well I do anything for a blonde dyke."
by doowopbadapadoobop February 5, 2009
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Pink Church of Blonde Things

Founded in late February of 2009 by Edwardl, this church is dedicated to sharing all things that appeal to blonds and blonds-alike, and is also known under the acronym PCBT.

The church is also known to celebrate honourary members (those that are not blonde, but definitely act like so), with the first honourary member being announced near the beginning of March 2009. It is also possible that an honourary member can have a lifetime membership to the group, if that person shows consistent blond behaviour.

Weekly newsletters are regularly sent out to members and honourary members to remind them of the week's coming events and recap previous events that occurred in the past week, as well as provide helpful memos, TV show synopses, useful accessories and gadgets, health tips, and a joke of the week.
blonde girl from Pink Church of Blonde Things: *in a confident voice* "C-A-O, THAT'S how you spell cow!"

Blonde girl #1: Did you read this week's PCBT newsletter?
Blonde girl #2: OMG YES!!! I can't BELIEVE that in Gossip Girl, Chuck is going to ask Carter for help!
by azn_ninja April 9, 2009
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Tall Blonde VSCO Girl

A Tall Blonde VSCO Girl Is a VSCO girl who has assumed a leadership position in a VSCO Gang. A Tall Blonde VSCO Girl will usually have a boyfriend for about 2 days at a time. After the breakup a Tall Blonde VSCO Girl will post an eye picture on her VSCO account.
Man that Tall Blonde VSCO Girl tried to hit on me!
by VSCODestroyer September 24, 2019
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Leggy Blonde

A blonde lady with extremely gorgeous legs, also the name of a song by "Flight of the Conchords"
Rhys: Leggy Blonde
Everyday I look across the office floor

There you where your hair down to your legs

And your legs down to the floor
by Dyaaar December 11, 2009
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blowner

An erection caused solely as a result of oral sex to the penis.
Ty seemed disinterested until Charlotte dropped to her knees and coaxed him into a blowner with her soft, wet mouth.
by Filet Mignate April 27, 2007
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blonde

A person with blonde hair; a hair color. Blondes are often stereotyped. Someone's hair color has no effect on their intelligence and little effect on their behavior, aside from the fact that people may change to fit what society expects of them. Not all blondes are dumb or attractive.
Girl 1- OMG, I am such a valley girl, don't you lyk think I seem like I should be lyk "blonde?"
Girl 2- No, because your hair color has nothing to do with your personality. I think you're dumb.
by Nonegiven33 November 14, 2006
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