on the blob

When a girl is on the blob, that means she has her period.

Dis bitch's a lil' bitchy, I fuckin' think she's on da blob.

by Fangsta March 17, 2003

blob fat

when someone becomes so fat that their body loses its resemblance to that of a human being and transcends into a shape that can only be described as 'blob'

that lady on the scooter over there doesn't even look like a human. she is so fucking blob fat

by XullioS June 8, 2009

Gender blob

An overweight individual who clearly subscribes to gender ideology, and likely identifies as gender queer - and you can tell there’s nothing fun or interesting about them other than their victimhood complex, which isn’t fun or interesting at all.

Gender blobs generally have nothing substantive to say about anything, but their unique skill is regurgitating verbatim what their gender-women’s studies and fat studies professors taught them.

Gender blobs are, by definition, easily identifiable, in part because they seek the negative attention that is inevitable when anyone normal looks at them, as they use it as further evidence of their oppression. Usually has unnatural hair colors, piercings, and is common to find them wearing a shirt that says something like “Kill Cis-Hetero-Patriarchy” or “Gender Queer and Proud.”

The gender blob’s natural habitat is either at a left-wing protest or in their gender-women’s studies class complaining about their intersectional victimhood as both fat and gender queer.

by Gingjew May 21, 2022

Blobalisation

People growing extremely fat all over the world. Starting in one country and spreading all over the world.
Blobby people everywhere!!!

" Blobalisation is a serious problem in the world nowadays with people eating and eating "

" When you keep eating so much Hamburgers Mary-Ann, you will never stop the growing blobalisation! You understand? "

" As long as the Fashion week still exists and girls are throwing up their food to stay skinny, there will be no blobalisation sweety "

" No, that ain't blobalisation, that is just one fat dude. And ONE FAT DUDE is not a world wide problem as long as he will not multiply himself, see?! "

by Minkeloneous April 29, 2009

blobulation

The action or process of feeling like an amorphous mass or extremely bloated

I ate so much at dinner that I can't move. My body is experiencing blobulation.

by SLF9970 May 9, 2013

Blob

British slang for a condom.

"I'm going to properly ruin you when you've finished sucking my cock. Fuck, I've got no blobs."
"Just do me bareback babe, I love a hot sticky load shot up my fanny"

by Thumper 5 January 20, 2018

Fail Blob Chaar

When someone fails terribly this word/phrase is the only way of compensating for their act disregarding any other words as no other words can come to mind other than this word/phrase. (Warning only to be used if a severe act of failure has been committed).

If this word/phrase (Fail Blob Chaar) were to be defined in a simplistic approach... if someone was a complete idiot and ruined the most easy of tasks. Any person knowing this worthy phrase would insult them using this phrase that will shine through the years passing on as my legacy.

by ASIANYMOUS October 31, 2018