Blizzard

When the male shakes his penis vigorously over his girlfriends face while he is cumming to create a blizzard like effect.

Yo man! I gave my girlfriend a blizzard last night in the back seat of the car and she had nothing to wipe it off with so she had to get out and wipe her face on the grass.

by Detroit What MOFO December 06, 2010

Blizzard

the act of ejaculating into a fan thus causing the sperm to fly in all directions and covering any person thats in front of it

after i had sex with that bitch last night I gave her a blizzard

by hplg December 12, 2009

Blizzard

An individual who attempts to or has sexual relations with a snowman.

Dude, my next door neighbor ruined my kids snowman, that blizzard banged the hell out of it.

by ugetit? February 26, 2016

Blizzard

A game company that thinks "soon" is a month++

We are happy to announce that we will soon be accepting applicants for the World of Warcraft® Open Beta Test for North America.

by DeathKiller October 24, 2004

Blizzard

A Warcraft III spell used by the human hero "Arch Mage".

I hope that AM doesnt cast blizzard on my mass archers!

by www.eternalsoldiers.net July 26, 2003

Blizzard

Performing oral sex on a male or female with an ice cube in your mouth.

Suzie decided to give Petey a blizzard last night after his team lost.

by Fresh Money April 10, 2010

the blizzard

a fan is needed. when a male is getting head and when he is about to cum, ejaculates into the fan, simulating a blizzard of semen on to the girl's face

you : dude did the blizzard hit your house last night?

someone else: no, dude its july
you: heh heh, i know ; )

by JDS11 August 19, 2009