Blitzed

Being relly high, or wasted to the point of having no words to decribe it.

I drank a 60 of whiskey, i'm so wasted.

by j/a June 29, 2003

blitzer

another name for a blunt

yo i cant wait to get home and smoke me a nice blitzer

by Guiseppe10 June 22, 2010

Blitzed

This means that you are so fucking high! You have smoked at least 5 joints, and some blunts(ya!!)...It Just means that you are so high! Live On!
420,
The High Society!

Yo, I'm so Blitzed!
Fuck..I'm A Blitzted Out Bitch!
Punk Ass Blitzer!

by Jenny September 26, 2004

Blitzed

the action of jacking off or pounding someone from behind and cumming on their back and making them leave it there while out in public

My boyfriend blitzed me before we left tonight, it's making me horny

by Jarl Blitzen April 10, 2020

Blitzed

the most intense sex you can have while high

Beani and i were so blitzed last night

by chimera012 June 11, 2013

butthole blitzer

homosexual male who enjoys rough anal sex, either pitching or catching.

tony, youre such butthole blitzer, shut the fuck up already.

by my ass is fuckin hairy, man June 30, 2011

get blitzed

a workout program that involves the use of muscle-enhancing supplements which is guaranteed to transform a 100 pound scrawny white boy into a 200 pound bulked up force to be reckon with.

"Are you taking muscle milk?"

"Yeah, I'm fixin' to get blitzed son."

by Peg Leg Pete October 31, 2007