Eyes are bigger than your dick

When she's way out of your league

Hey Anthony, check out that broad over there!

Careful Sam, your eyes are bigger than your dick.

by El Presidente 420 April 7, 2017

I'm no jazz blogger

A complex phrase used to qualify a declarative statement. Commonly used to clarify you are not an expert on whatever it is you're talking about.

Synonyms: "I'm not an expert, nor do I claim to be"

I'm no jazz blogger, but you should use your turn signal more often.
I'm no jazz blogger, but that bartender over there is fucking ugly.
I'm no jazz blogger, but I am smarter than everyone else.

by elwags July 14, 2011

sean biggerstaff

the sexiest scottish guy in the world especially his hot accent!

"im devilishly good looking and single!"

by jeremie September 7, 2004

Bigger

Racial slang word for Tall person.
Commonly used by "little people".
These "little people" tend to believe themselves to be discriminated by size and proportion.

They also tend to refer to themselves as the "master race", that god made them in his own image, etc.

"I am proud to be small and all. After all, god made me in his own image, I hate tall people; We tend to call them 'Biggers' ".

by Cosmo Sins ;) August 28, 2019

Sean Biggerstaff

The worlds sexiest Scotsman

The way he talks.

by Sarah Young December 2, 2003

Freeway Blogger

An individual, usually mentally unstable, who spends time coming up with clever terms like "Chimpeach" to attempt to make half-baked political statements. Usually the individual lives off of inheritance while driving around in his truck placing silly signs everywhere. He typically suffers from delusions of grandeur as well as severe narcissism.

Guy: Hey, did you see that sign the Freeway Blogger put up?
Gal: I sure did.
Guy: Did it change your mind about impeaching the President?
Gal: No. It just made me realize there are people with too much time on their hands.

by Anonymous510 March 3, 2008

Freeway Blogger

A spineless narcissist who litters the California freeways with asinine political statements that reflect his severely fractured psyche. His inflated sense of importance and self worth are simply covers for his cowardly nature. Instead of standing by his signs, he chooses to avoid criticism by tucking his tail between his legs and scampering off.

The Freeway Blogger talks a big game, but everyone knows he's a cowardly pussy.

by JackSilver March 13, 2008