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Bless My Phone

When a male asks a female to "bless his phone" He is asking for booty pics.
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blessed from behind

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Blemsday

An event held every Wednesday at approximately 4PM where a group of people go out for a blem
Every Wednesday is Blemsday”

Will you be joining us this Blemsday?”
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bless my phone

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blessed in

Getting blessed in to gang, not jumped in or ( haveing the shit Beaten out of you for 30 seconds ) being blessed in means to be brought in to the gang without going through the beating. Being blessed in means you're probably close the the big homie ir have done great things in the past to help these people out.
Hey I was blessed in
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yessah blessah

A term used mostly in Hawaii. its said when something really good happens, to express happiness.
"i got a full pack of hot Cheetos and gum in my bag"
"yessah blessah!"
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Bless your/his/her/their (little) heart(s)

This can be an insult, an expression of pity/sympathy, or even a compliment, depending on the context. As an insult, it can mean a variety of things, ranging from "what an idiot" to "f*** you". In a more sympathetic way, it can mean something to the effect of "I feel bad for you/so-and-so" or "what a shame". As a compliment, it can actually mean "what a sweetheart" or "how cute/sweet". In that sense, it's typically referring to someone's innocence or as a term of endearment.
Examples of "bless your/his/her/their (little) heart(s)" in typical conversation:

Insult (what an idiot):
"His boss told him if he made another careless mistake when filing the data reports again, he'd fire him on the spot. Bless his heart."

Insult (f*** you):
"Hey baby, you've got to be the sexiest little thing here. How about you and I head back to my place and throw our own private party?"
"Bless your little heart. Thanks, but I think I'll pass."

Pity/Sympathy (I feel bad for you/so-and-so):
"Bless her heart, she worked so hard to bake a nice cake for her mom's birthday. But she tripped while carrying it and it was ruined when it fell on the ground."

Pity/Sympathy (what a shame):
"He could have been top of his class, if he hadn't started started skipping class to hang out with those troublemakers. Bless his heart."

Compliment (what a sweetheart):
"I don't know how she finds the time to raise those kids, clean her house, work as a part time substitute teacher, volunteer for church events, and still host occasional social gatherings in her home. Bless her heart, she's a saint!"

Compliment (how cute/sweet):
"Look, mommy! We made macaroni art at school today! Do you like it? I made it just for you."
"Bless your heart, you're so thoughtful. I love it! We'll put this on the fridge for everyone to see!"
by TygraSol February 3, 2018
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