Bleachy

The name for Michael's Penis.

People named michael call their penis bleachy.

by CMLMA July 28, 2011

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ear bleach

Any song, album, or artist you run to when you need to flush out an annoying earworm. While this may leave you with another earworm, it's at least an earworm you can stand.

Dammit, I got "Dancing Queen" stuck in my head. It's time for some ear bleach. Maybe AC/DC will do it.

by American Idget September 27, 2010

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bleached corpses

Spirits of the dead who attempted ambitious projects, but failed miserably. They are horribly lifeless ghosts who expect nothing but failure.

In a Charlie Rose interview, Sting nervously joked about the presence of bleached corpses hovering around the stage as he prepared songs for his first musical, The Last Ship.

by yes juanito yes October 25, 2014

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1. An individual, typically a female, that has subjected their anus to too many anal bleaching sessions rendering their little bunghole skin acid burnt, scarred and tender. A Bleach Burnout renders them unable to continue to lighten up their oring to a wonderful pinkish hue.

2. To coat a vehicle's drive wheel tires with liquid chlorine bleach to create massive clouds of white smoke when performing a vehicle burnout which is otherwise known as a Bleach Burnout.

Example 1. Rhonda had made one to many trips to the Day Spa for anal waxing and anal bleaching. The last time left her with a permanent acid burn rendering her a Bleach Burnout.

Example 2. Carl's little Prius was unable to perform a real burnout so he bleached up his front wheel drive tires and attempted to perform a Bleach Burnout.

by Eaton Holgoode May 1, 2015

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