blargo shtornk bing bing honkle stonkle

When you have to shit really bad, but aren't in a situation when it's available

Dude, I know we're at a funeral right now but I really have to blargo shtornk bing bing honkle stonkle.

by bigrealmanthe October 13, 2023

blarp

The blarp is the act of deficating in a bathtub.

Before returning the key to his ex-girlfriend's house, Mike got revenge with a blarp in every bathroom.

by JT April 16, 2005

Blargon

The combination of the words "blog" and "jargon." Blargon is the term for words or phrases, common or not, that are used throughout the Blogosphere. Blargon is blogger "lingo."

Term coined by William Safire of the New York Times.

Since the "boom" of blogging, there's now too much blargon to keep up with.

by Adam Machado July 28, 2008

blarpkin

Simliar to the blumpkin, a blarpkin involves getting a blow job while taking a shit in someone's bathtub (blarp).

Once the blumpkin stopped being exciting, John started getting his girl to give him a blarpkin.

by JT April 16, 2005

blarp

The sound you make when sticky spit has clogged your throat while sleeping and you try to talk.

I awoke with breath that smelled like a worm melting in the sun and tried to tell my girlfriend good morning and merely said "blarp" as a spit bubble rose up my throat and popped upon exiting my mouth.

by Robertismyname January 10, 2013

blarp

The differnece between soysauce, and the sauce that has yet to be soyed.

Does this sauce contain blarp?

by Emily Dawson November 22, 2003

Blargony

Sexual Frusteration.
Used when in a state of sexual frusteration.

"Blargony!! That guy is Hott"

by chikipoo April 26, 2010