When you have already gone to the bathroom.. but just can't leave your house. .. because your anus is going to probably puke AGAIN any minute...
by SorryNoVanilla February 9, 2021
Get the Blapish mug.Totally amazing. Blamph's usually have extremely distinguishable voices, and will kick your ass if you call them a loud, short, noisy fart (collectively farts).
by Notkricken... September 12, 2012
Get the blamph mug.Word used to describe the feeling of being Run Down, tired, screwed up, messed up, or generally not as good as you can be.
Also used to describe the general feeling of any negative experience.
Also used to describe the general feeling of any negative experience.
I was up all night partying and today I'm all Blamped !
I got into an accident, I have no insurance, and now my car is all BLAMPED and I can't pay for it.
I got into an accident, I have no insurance, and now my car is all BLAMPED and I can't pay for it.
by Steve Francis September 3, 2007
Get the Blamped mug.10 pounds of fart being held back by one ounce of crap. The crap comes out jet powered and often creates artwork on the side of the toilet. Named for the 'blap' sound it makes coming out.
It's also artificially created by forcing a crap. Taking a 10 minute crap in 2 minutes often creates a blap crap.
It's also artificially created by forcing a crap. Taking a 10 minute crap in 2 minutes often creates a blap crap.
by Fartasaurus Rex September 16, 2011
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Hey Goober, please help me do this most excellent booty blap, cause I wanna be higher than most kites!
by MaryJane Potter September 27, 2015
Get the Booty blap mug.A blow job rape. A blape occurs when an unsuspecting man has his penis taken advantage of by a typically manipulative cocksucker, forcing him to get his penis sucked even if it's against his wishes.
by bowlfullofjelly July 8, 2011
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I tried to complete the Breezy Blare, but that bitch did the Ford Up! and got my own cum on my face!
by Cichlid January 17, 2015
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