blarneystoner

Someone who talks a lot when stoned, in the manner of one who has kissed the Blarney Stone (giving them the gift of the gab)

that skunk turned me into a right blarneystoner, I talked bollocks all night!

by Captain Hotknives October 8, 2005

Blarg Waffles

An item of food that is metephorically eaten on the internet and in chat rooms as a cure for bordom.

girl (00.21am) - k I'm going to bed, goodbye
guy (00.21am)- bye
girl has left
guy (00.40am)- can I has blarg waffles?

by Lew_as50 June 21, 2009

Blargin it

Often used to describe the unintelligent actions and responses of others.

"Dude did you see ryan last night, he was blargin it so bad"

"You just spilled all over my shirt, you are blargin it"

"Guys, I think I might be blargin it because I just threw up everywhere"

by Cobra Conners August 22, 2011

Blarglesnoffle

It directly translates to "I don't know what to say"

"I HAVE A CRUSH ON MY BEST FRIEND"

"blarglesnoffle?"

by blarglesnoffle May 19, 2018

blargtastic

Adj. Stems from the root word blarg, with blarg being derived from blah and argh. Blargtastic is used to indicate a state of frustration and/or hopelessness. It is often used sarcastically as a synonym to "awesome" or "well-done".

1. The "war" in Iraq is blargtastic.
2. That loss was a blargtastic display of physical imperfection.

by Siamara January 23, 2009

Blargun

(noun) A word used for an object that you cannot be bothered to pronounce the name of, or are unwilling to say in front of present company.

1.) "Can you pass me that blargun so I can serve up the food?" (They gesture to the spaghetti comb)

or

2.) "The blarguns are in the bag on the desk." (There is a bag of sweets on the desk but the children will be excited if they hear the word 'sweets').

by Small fish October 1, 2012

blarney stone

A rock hanging over the side of some irish castle, that people go and kiss.

Gis Kiss me blarney stone.

by Gumba Gumba March 19, 2004