Shooting Blanks

Blowing your load, but producing no sperm that is capable of impregnating a woman.

"Man, we've been trying to have a kid for ages, I'm shooting blanks at the moment."
Q: "Didn't you use a rubber?"
A: "Nah, I'm shooting blanks."

by Diego July 8, 2003

shoot blanks

to be infertile and unlikely to impregnate a woman by having sex with her (from a term used to describe the firing a gun loaded with bullets designed not do harm to the target)

She never realized he was shooting blanks until he hesitated about buying condoms. (example of shoot blanks)

by The Rerturn of Light Joker June 5, 2009

bangsat

1. a bastard
2. a smelly bedbug
3. a person who's like a smelly bedbug

Hey bangsat! Go curl up in a corner and die!

by mrb September 8, 2005

asian bangs

bangs that are cut perfectly straight across your forehead; just the way most asians have their bangs styled.

asian bangs bad hair

by marymalley March 12, 2009

Bettie Bangs

Bangs on women that are styled like Bettie Page's bangs. Women in the retro and/or rockabilly scene sometimes style their bangs like this.

"Check out the girl with the nose ring and the Bettie Bangs!"

by Bettieup February 4, 2010

flesh bangs

Of the genus Labia. Often referred to as "Beef Curtains" or "The Big Montana".

A worn out portion of the female genital anatomy that has grown distended from over use or misuse generally found in younger women.

Dude, i was with this girl the other night and as soon as i got her naked i couldn't do it cause she had flesh bangs and i was totally grossed out!

Flesh bangs?

Yeah, they're like beef curtains but for younger, beginner whores.

by RichardSlinger June 10, 2010

pubic bangs

Hair that obviously belongs to a person's crotch that is overflowing from their bathing suit. If the person is wearing a speedo, then this hair can flow in from the sides. When there's enough of this hair it resembles bangs, but instead of being around someone's face it is around their man or woman junk instead.

Check out the hairy dude in the speedo.

Yeah his pubic bangs are tight, bro.

by DunchAttack July 15, 2010