bloach 

Clear, gelatinous, viscous bodily fluid deposited from an undetermined orifice. The source is assumed to be vaginal, but anecdotal evidence has included male bloaches. Stages of the bloach include fresh gel, pudding skin, and clear gummy bear. Causes include verklemption, elation, infirm vagina, and surprise.

Did you see that fresh bloach someone left behind the women's toilet on the 4th floor of the Foege building at UW?

When I poked it with a q-tip, I realized the bloach had reached the pudding-skin stage.

This bloach is chewy!

bloach by PubicZirconia March 4, 2011

Bloated 

When you eat to much and your stomach gets big.

girl: I ate so much I am bloated

Bloated by xoxo gi May 30, 2019

bloated, big bag of blotation

used to describe someone who is drunk beyond belief and has little awareness of their surroundings

that guy is a bloated, big bag of blotation

bloated, big bag of blotation by jason shetland July 5, 2008

blogamy

the custom or condition of having a marital relationship strictly confined to the blogosphere. People in a blogamous relationship may or may not be married to others in real life.

Sharon, a single woman in her 20's, fell in love with David after reading his blog and soon they began corresponding through email and also commenting on each others' blogs. What started off as online mutual admiration society became increasingly flirtateous and later serious.

In the end, they decided not to meet in person after all for fear of ruining the ideal images of each other which they had cultivated through blogging. Instead, David posted an e-proposal, and Sharon enthusiastically accepted. Three months later, they held a blogamous (adjective of blogamy) wedding, and continued to live physically apart from each other, but yet happily together in the blogosphere ever after.

blogamy by profnachos September 14, 2006

Bloated Moons

Big round Breasts accompanied by intense cleavage and large ariolas that blend in with the breasts itself and almost no nipple tip

Fred: omg!
Steve: what?
Fred: bloated moons
Steve: where?
Fred and Steve: daaaaammn!

Bloated Moons by Prick100 July 26, 2014

Blobalisation 

People growing extremely fat all over the world. Starting in one country and spreading all over the world.
Blobby people everywhere!!!

" Blobalisation is a serious problem in the world nowadays with people eating and eating "

" When you keep eating so much Hamburgers Mary-Ann, you will never stop the growing blobalisation! You understand? "

" As long as the Fashion week still exists and girls are throwing up their food to stay skinny, there will be no blobalisation sweety "

" No, that ain't blobalisation, that is just one fat dude. And ONE FAT DUDE is not a world wide problem as long as he will not multiply himself, see?! "

Blobalisation by Minkeloneous April 29, 2009

Bloganie 

A very good person. One who cares about others, yet is seen as cool by others.

Jay-Z is a real Bloganie. Martin Luther King and Gandhi were most awesome Bloganies. The School Quarterback is not a jerk, he is a Bloganie.

Bloganie by WisePatman January 21, 2013