The barnicle

A closet homo that’ll shag your cat and blame his brother

Damm I got barnacled again!
(the barnicle was here)

by Victor wrongly June 1, 2020

Nut barnicle

1. Someone who is allways around and wants to be just like you. They swing from your nuts in atempt to follow your every move.
2. A piece of dry Duck butter or underwear lint stuck to your Sack.

1. Dude get the fuck away from me and quit swinging on my nuts you Nut Barnicle.

by AROND July 19, 2007

bearning

To consume an object with live bears, as burning does with flames.

While many vikings favored the traditional method of burning churches, a select few saw bearning them as more effective.

by Illustrious C February 17, 2007

barnicle cleaner

After having unprotected sex with a girl and you bust in her afterward you proceed to go down on her and attempt to suck the jizz from her box thus "cleaning her barnicle"

"Last night I had no rubbers but my girl said it was all good as long as I pull out i totally forgot so I had to give her a Barnicle Cleaner; it sucked my lips are still salty"

by MARCO THE MAGNIFICO August 23, 2006

Barnice

Barnice is a mix between "bernaise" (the sauce) and the word "Nice". Barnice is used to describe awesome and cool things, or when something good happens to you.

This pizza is barnice!
An A on my exam?!? BARNICE!

by Dhe Kraken May 20, 2010

Barnied Out

Used to describe a person drunk beyond recognition. Originated after seeing a person at the bars face so red it was almost purple like barnies.

Me and my boy where Barnied Out the other night at the bar.

by MikeSpace November 13, 2007

Barnification

1. The idea that we all don't advance much above that stupid Barney the Dinosaur song, "I love you..." The most popular "musicans" sing simple stupid songs while gyrating around the stage in strange outfits putting on bizarre performances, distracting people from the fact that they have no actual musical talent...Yet everyone sings along as if it's brilliant, just like three year olds to Barney.
2. The ability of people to do or believe whatever everyone else is telling them to do or believe without thinking for themselves

Watching Rianna drag her finger along the bottom string of a guitar while people in the audience were "awed" by her guitar playing talent, I realized Barnification was in full force.

by Keelster August 14, 2010