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bitchmonger

One who devotes their life to either hoarding or selling bitches,usually for their beinift. Bitchmonging is commonly performed for the monger's sexual pleasure (although i don't know why); however, it is known that some crazed individuals do it just because...well...they are crazed.
A bitchmonger can also be a derrogatory term for someone who is being exceedingly bitchy.
"Wow, do you know that hermit that lives in the cave on 53rd street? He is a huge bitchmonger. He's been buying and selling bitches his entire life."

"She is such a bitchmonger! AGH!"
by JewC May 28, 2008
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Silent Bitchmode

Where one is being a bitch but 1 or less persons notices she is being a bitch; being a bitch while no one can tell you are being a bitch.
Person 1: Did you see how much Lola was being a bitch to me?
Person 2: No? She was being nice!
Person 1: Ugh she must've gone into silent bitchmode
by Believe Thy Definitions July 23, 2016
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Bitchionary

A dictionary of bitch quotes, sayings, and rebuttals that a bitch may use in the event that she is disrespected.
"If that hoe says another word to me, I'm going to whip out my bitchionary and put her in her basic bitch place"
by ElsaFrozenPrincess March 29, 2015
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Bitchford

bitchford bit-ch for-d
a vehicle made by the company Ford that a female, typically a thot, that they own and constantly drive in while insulting others on the road.
Person 1: Hey dude, look at that whore in the car!
Person 2: Thats a bitchford, a thot in a ford.
by Sebmin November 15, 2017
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Bitchmouth

A mouth full of bitch.

An orafice used primarily or singularly for bitching or declaring bitchlike statements in a bitchlike manner.
"Shut your bitchmouth,I'm tired of all that bitch."
"I think you left your bitchmouth open, it smells in here. "
by LordFreezaBeeza April 11, 2016
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Bitchamon

Jeremy is acting like a bitchamon
by Mikey Fish May 17, 2008
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bitchmade

Made in the likeness of a bitch.
A bitchmade man is obviously inferior to a normal one.
by Jace125 December 30, 2011
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