Block Bitching

Block Bitching is when two parties on Messenger, Skype or some other messenger services, threatens to block each other through the service when they aren't really settling aside their differences using the chat. This can often cause one or both parties to set up new email accounts just for the situation, get back up from teams and enforcements and create other usernames to get them back or to avoid each other or get a reaction from the other person just because of the 'Block' function.

The Ignore button in a chatroom is pretty much the same thing!

Person A: You are special!
Person B: You're BLOCKED!

Person A: Going to start block bitching now?
Person B: ...
Person A: I'm going to set up another account to see if I could get an answer from you.

by I_am_a_loser September 8, 2013

Sip The Bitching

When a person is owned so badly that they are forced to stay quiet.

When someone is shut out in beer pong the losing team would be told to "sip the bitching"

by Miraj June 23, 2008

Bitching Buddy

A Bitching Buddy (BB) is someone that only talks to (well, complains) to you when something is bothering them. They may appear to be a good friend, when all they do is 'bitch' about other people or anything that bothers them. During a Bitching Buddy episode, the BB may say things like, "I'm so glad I talked with you; you're such a good friend"...blah, blah, blah. However, under normal circumstances they may not give you the time of day! Being a Bitching Buddy victim is not fun, especially when your kindness (taking the time out of your day to listen to the BB's horsehit) is completely disregarded once you make them feel better.

You-"Oh hi, BB! How are you doing? I haven't seen you in a long time."

BB-"Oh girl, my life is shambles right now! My boyfriend cheated on me with another man and I don't know what to do. I haven't eaten in days, I haven't been to the gym, I don't know what to do.....(bitching continues for about an hour or so)"

You-(insert some very good advice here)

BB-"Girl, you know exactly how to make me feel better! I love you girl, this is why we're great friends. Let's do lunch (empty promise)."

You-"Okay, that would be a lot of fun...maybe we could try next week?"

*BB sees someone that she knows*

BB-"Oh hey, Person-that-I-know!!! Wait up girl...I'm starving, let's get lunch."

*You feeling used and alone*

You-She's such a Bitching Buddy!!

by LPerri116 October 2, 2011

Apple Earphone Bitching

Where someone bitches about the quality, and/or lack of bass with the earphones supplied as standard with the apple ipods.

Ross: Ugh, these apple earphones are wank. So little bass.

Julian: Geezus, calm down and stop apple earphone bitching.

Ross: Whore

by Ross McPwn October 15, 2011

Circular Bitching

One who will complain to everyone but the subject of the complaint. You will hear about this complaint from everyone but the complainer.

1. Dean was circular bitching to everyone about me sleeping with his girlfriend!

2. (guy #1) Dude you shouldnt've slept with his girlfriend, man.
(guy #2) Why is that asshole circular bitching!

by tomtom192 March 8, 2006

Layout Bitching

The act of users posting statuses on Facebook, bitching and moaning unecessarily about new layouts.

Person A: "WHAT THE HELL FACEBOOK, Y U ALWAYS CHANGE LAYOUT?"

Person B: "Shut the hell up and stop layout bitching."

by ZekeZ September 21, 2011

bitchbag

A term used to describe a woman, generally over 40 who, after years of reckless partying and drug abuse, decides that instead of realizing that she looks like a saggy leather purse in a dead end job, acts as if she were an attractive, popular 20-something hottie. A typical bitchbag makes pathetic attempts at connecting with youth, including creating myspace and facebook pages, and also listens to top 40 hits like Flo Rida, Chris Brown and Souja Boy, text messages constantly to anyone who will have sex with her, and makes a point to tell everyone around her about her sexual and social activities. Bitchbags also focus entirely on themselves and their perceived popularity, and will neglect personal relationships (husbands, children) and work in order to act as if they were sexy and wanted. A bitchbag is a sad, withered husk of a human who may have become something. Stay away from bitchbags at all costs.

"Man, ever since Raylee got her laptop and started chatting on sexu.com, she's left her husband and neglected work entirely. She acts as if she were 25 and treats everybody like shit."

"Yeah, she's a total bitchbag."

by rickroll810 October 15, 2008