basteyhole

A combination of bastard and arsehole

He is a complete basteyhole
Basteyhole! I forgot to pay my fine in time

by Tat2dSparkle June 11, 2011

bistymin

to take the legs off any person with the last name waldock then burn off their genetalier with a slow burning candle and shitting in their face when they are unconcious from the pain

oh my god look what benn fox is doin to that ben waldock

by sam berry November 8, 2004

bitey

when one gets the urge to bite, nip, chomp, or nibble on something or someone.

Bill is very bitey today.

by Apathetic_Angel September 26, 2006

bitey

When somebody is not a happy chappy.

Hmm, Bob's a bit bitey today, better stay away.

by John Doe April 20, 2004

bitey

Name for a psychotic cat that bites and slashes people, especially old men that are petting it.

Bitey was a psychotic little hellcat. He was the Pat Buchanan of all cats.

by Downvoting Victim September 10, 2006

Bitey

A subgrouping in fandom that derives emotional or sexual gratification from reading stories, fantasizing about, or writing fanfiction involving impotent, emo characters with cosmetic vampiric traits who are otherwise indistinguishable from pulp romance novel love interests.

Ironically, biteys get to enjoy very little actual biting of their heroines, relying instead on the infinitely drawn out foreplay of teen angst to get their juices going.

Related: see furry

Rumors of a new MMO based on Stephenie Meyer's "Twilight" series left biteys everywhere salivating at the opportunity to immerse themselves in Forks, WA with other like-minded fans.

by spoonwa July 28, 2009

bismeyer

The biggest WHORE! in the world

I like to work on the corner like a bismeyer.

by Jose Donkey Puncher February 15, 2005