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I never got to the point of actually getting a binder, but I was looking around online for where to find one.
by Orly Damdifano April 26, 2019
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Brittan Binder

The Brittan Binder (A.K.A. Bull frog) is an amphibian in the order Analla (meaning "butt-less" from Greek an-, without + alla, butt). Adult brittans are characterised by long hind legs, a short body, webbed digits, protruding eyes and the absence of a soul. Most Brittans have a semi-aquatic lifestyle, but move easily on land by jumping, climbing, or bumming rides off of friends. They typically lay their eggs in puddles, ponds,or in the dark caverns of Ali Blackstone. Adult Brittans follow a Voracious diet, mostly of Burgers, tacobell and the occasional male genetalia. Brittans are most noticeable through their mating call which resembles that of a Hawthorne Heights song. This can be widely heard throughout bernardsville and pottersville NJ.
The Brittan Binder likes to reside in the nearby swamps of Pottersville NJ.
by Robin Binder July 14, 2008
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Bindering

The act of being struck by a fake prostetic leg.
After steeling his peg leg, we continued bindering the fuck out of Ronald.
by SPivo February 18, 2009
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boner binder

1. A binder specifically designed to hide your boner.
2. A binder or notebook you carry around specifically to hide your boner, especially a NRB.
Oh, that's the boner binder. He brings it because that's when the junior girls do yoga.
by issybelle June 21, 2010
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Binders

Devices generally used to store documents, schoolwork, and leaflets of paper, yet Mitt Romney apparently somehow uses them to store his women.
Jack: Hey man check out these big ass binders I just got at Office Depot.
Mike: Holy shit are you crazy?! You can fit a few women inside those things!

Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan taking a break from campaigning at a shady club while their wives are asleep:
Mitt: Man this club blows ass. I'm the fucking future POTUS and I deserve so much better than this swill they call beer and this nauseating excuse for music.
Paul: Yeah and man where the hell is all the pussy?
Mitt: I know. Where are... Hey why don't I bring some binders full of women to liven up this otherwise drab joint! I've got tall women, short women, fatties, anorexics, big tits, small tits, et cetera et cetera, take your pick.
Paul: Brilliant! I'm down with that!
by Terminus_Est October 23, 2012
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Binderfender

An audible fart. An expulsion of waste gaseous hydrocarbons from the anus, accompanied by an audible roar or blatt, discernable by even the hearing impaired.
Miss Chalmers entertained the Ladies' Sewing Circle by blowing a raucous binderfender.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 18, 2005
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binder

1) (collective) a number of women
2) (collective) a number of nouns associated with women, explicitly or implicitly
A binder of highly qualified women assembled to be considered for Mitt Romney's cabinet.

Major U.S. cities saw a swell of pubic demonstration, united under the banner of "saving Big Bird" and orchestrated by a single, engaged binder of concerned mothers.
by LexemeDepot October 17, 2012
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