Binger

A flaccid and/or unerect penis

He was trying to please his wife, but was unable because he had a raging binger.

by Ragingbinger November 16, 2021

Binger

A Binger is a mostly peaceful penis. Flaccid in its natural state it cannot perform its duties as it’s designed to do. Nor can it prove a solid point for penetration of the defense (aka honey hole).

In addition, a Binger is a tiny prick. With a child’s hair cut much like a bowl cut or commonly known as a mushroom head.

Baby, Binger is here!

by Ob1conoli November 15, 2021

Binger

A Gary Oldman clone in khakis that is a complete duchebag.

The Binger is not as cool as Gary Oldman.

by Mericanmom November 15, 2021

Binger

(v.) To make a mala fide argument with no knowledge of its particulars.

The candidate was going to win the election, but he bingered an argument so obviously that it cost him his victory.

by dotdotgif November 17, 2021

Binger

An incompetent inexperienced fire arm handler who flags other people with the finger on the trigger

The binger carelessly handled the firearm in a public place

by Notpc 1987 November 16, 2021

Binger

A descriptor for a man's genitals when he is struggling with erectile dysfunction. A flacid penis which cannot be erected.

Harry: Bro, It was so embarrassing, I had a total binger with her last night
Dick: Dude, you gotta lay off the porn if she can't get it up with you.

by KyletheCommieKiller November 15, 2021

Binger

A person that is like a little turd refusing to let go.

Synonym: dingleberry

I have a binger that I can’t get off my ass. This little piece of shit is clinging on for dear life

by Not a binger November 16, 2021