batarded

Confused after having been beaten about the head and neck with a loaf of french bread, also known as a sourdough "batard".

I'm totally batarded right now, I can't even open this tin of cocktail wieners.

by p-tron 5000 January 21, 2008

batarded

A person that's really retarded.

that kid is f*uckin' batarded!

by samiam May 3, 2005

Botarded

A derogatory term used as a form of retarded yet somewhat more retarded than usual. Word derived from the show "Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo" which was a show on cartoon network. If you look at the wiki on bo AKA (Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo) you will most likely see why this term is used.

This movie is Botarded

by Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo Expert November 4, 2010

Bartarded

So drunk you forget how to say anything intelligent

He had 8 shots of tequila and was rendered bartarded.

by Nonwords August 16, 2014

Brotarded

bro·tard·ed broh-tar-ded
–adj.
1. notably bad; horrible - That singer was brotarded!
2. violently drunk; disagreeable drunk - Ted gets brotarded when he drinks.
3. used for consoling others through sympathy - oh, that's brotarded!

Frank: John drank too much and was totally brotarded last night. He really needs to get his life under control
Tom: Yeah man, sounds like a bad night
Frank: Yeah, it was utterly brotarded...

by Box-Monkey April 29, 2010

you bastarded

the act of making a hilliarious joke, coinciding with the injestion of a beverage or food one in your vicinity, causing them to laugh, and make said beverage or food come out their nose, as well as making them yell 'you bastard'

1: "theres some chinese food comin out your nose bro"
"yeah, i got you bastarded"

2: "*milk shoots out nose* you bastard!"
"hahaa, i you bastarded you"

by garbage day October 3, 2006

Boytarded

Theres only one commonly known symptom of boytardation and thats not being able to get a boyfriend. Boytarded is only used if you are exceptionally good looking. If you're ugly then being boytarded is not an excuse as to why you have no boyfriend.

Girl, i think i'm boytarded. I mean, i can't get a boyfriend.

First Person: I think I'm boytarded.
Second Person: No, you're just ugly.

by Josh M. Martin December 24, 2008