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Bigfoot Fairy

A Bigfoot Fairy is a relativley new species of Bigfoot. They are just like regular Bigfoot, but they're only 2 inches tall and have wings. They can't really fly very well, because of their feet weighing them down. Bigfoot Fairies mainly survive on twinkies and iced tea. They are very rare and delicate creatures, and are usually spotted in Greenland.
Woah, did you see that? That Bigfoot Fairy just stole my Snapple!
by Bigfoot Researcher November 10, 2008
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Bigfoot

1.A mythical creature, looks like a giant man ape. Sometimes he'll sneak into your house and eat all of your ice cream, then hell take a huge hairy ass piece of shit on your couch.

2.A monster truck which usually does nothing.

3.Another word for a britain hose.
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1.Sally:HOLY SHIT! SOMEONE TOOK A HUGE ASS SHIT ON MY FUCKING COUCH!
Bob:Oh shit bitch! I see Bigfoot outside!
Sally:Son of an ass Bitch that stupid mother f-cker must have done this...
Bob:Wow...He's hairy.
Sally:That f-cker ate all my damn ice cream as well.

2.Oh shit! Bigfoot just ran over Skippy the Clown

3.I just got done sucking off of your brother's bigfoot. It was refreshing.
by DontbeHatin April 28, 2005
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Bigfoot

1. The guy right above you in a hotel that is stomping around at 3:oo A.M.!!!!

2. The real Chewbacca.
1. *stomping from ceiling* Why can't bigfoot up there GO TO SLEEP IT IS 3:00 A.M FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!

2.dude#1 Hey did you just see bigfoot!?!
dude#2 What you mean Chewbacca?
by Aayla June 11, 2006
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Bigfoot Sighting

A sexual act, where a woman is made to dress up like bigfoot, and then has sex on film. Also called a Sasquatch sighting.
"Hey, I downloaded a video of a hardcore bigfoot sighting last night."
by Mark May 6, 2005
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Bigfoot

A terrifying, ape-like creature said to roam in remote mountain forests, but has eluded researchers and baffled skeptics for more than 150 years. Standing over 6 ft. 6 in. (2 cm) high, with arms down to its knees, Bigfoot can easily carry away dogs and livestock. More than 1600 instances of Bigfoot sightings or trails have been recorded in the United States and Canada since the early 19th century.
Many people who have shot at Bigfoot from point-blank range report that the creature seems invulnerable to gunfire.
by Nordicdragon June 27, 2018
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Bigfoot

A lie people made up to scare kids
Kid: bigfoot is not real
Mom: yea sure
Dad: trys to call Bigfoot
Bigfoot: IMMA KILL YOU
*kid wakes up*
by Kanepg March 26, 2022
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Bigfoot Ryan

A fully grown man with a diagnosis of chronic explosive diarrhea as well as toe fungus between his nasal cavities and two three-sided thumbs. He may also have an incurable Fortnite addiction.
That man looks like a Bigfoot Ryan, the traction that those three-sided thumbs give him is exquisite. He also blows up public restrooms on a regular basis.
by bigchungus1212 May 7, 2022
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