Definitions by bigchungus1212

Carbon Dioxide Pods 

The opposite of airpods

Look at those carbon dioxide pods. Apple is probably selling them at a bajillion dollars a pair.

Carbon Dioxide Pods by bigchungus1212 May 8, 2022

Latin Three 

That class that teaches a dead language with the help of (made up) stories and (made up) characters. And has ABSOLUTELY NO EFFECT ON YOUR LIFE BESIDES GIVING YOU LANGUAGE CREDITS FOR THE LATIN DEGREE YOU WILL NEVER GET BECAUSE ITS A DEAD LANGUAGE.

That class looks like Latin three, all they do is learn about stuff that isn't worth learning about

Latin Three by bigchungus1212 May 8, 2022

Bigfoot Ryan 

A fully grown man with a diagnosis of chronic explosive diarrhea as well as toe fungus between his nasal cavities and two three-sided thumbs. He may also have an incurable Fortnite addiction.

That man looks like a Bigfoot Ryan, the traction that those three-sided thumbs give him is exquisite. He also blows up public restrooms on a regular basis.

Bigfoot Ryan by bigchungus1212 May 7, 2022

Fartniter 

A fully grown man with a Fortnite addiction as well as a diagnosis of chronic explosive diarrhea. He may also have toe fungus between his nasal cavities as well as two three-sided thumbs.

That man must be a Fartniter, look at his exquisite gaming performance and his fiduciary thumbs.

Fartniter by bigchungus1212 May 5, 2022

Humongous Big Chungus 

A rather large dog that is slightly overweight and seems to look like a meatball. Synonyms include may include Bella, meatball, or fat dog

Bella is a humongous big chungus

Humongous Big Chungus by bigchungus1212 April 28, 2022