Bismarck

Named after the infamous Prussian, the Bismarck is a sexual act where the man, after ejaculation in his partner's mouth, pulls out and proceeds to slap his partner's face with his wet and sticky penis. Bonus points are awarded on the loudness of the smack.

After that bitch gave me head, I totally gave her the Bismarck.

by Jack Nabio April 24, 2006

bismark

After recieving oral sex, a male will pull his penis to one side and release using hip movement to strike the female on the cheek. If properly executed the resulting red mark is known as a bismark.

Denise is such a whore. I gave her a bismark last night and she loved it.

by Joe November 16, 2003

Usabahu bismak allahu

When you make students memorize a long poem in another language, especially Arabic

Usabahu bismak allahu wa leisa siuaka akhshahu
aalm anna li qadaran salqahu salqahu
wa almtu fi sighari ban arubati ma naseati wa unwani
noghani beinana:
"bilaad ala'rab autaani wa kul al a'rab akhuani..."

by Meditation club with Jonathan October 15, 2019

chocolate bismarck

Anal variation of a creampie.

Every time my girl gets drunk she wants a chocolate bismarck.

by poco gato October 16, 2019

The Bismarck

Big ship with big swastika

The Bismarck in motion king of the ocean

by The real sabaton September 8, 2020

Bombing the Bismark

To drop dirty bombs on a imaginary ship in the toilet bowl.
To defecate.

"This Crohn's is murder, I've had to bomb the Bismark 3 times this morning."
or
Tim: "Where are you going Tom?"
Tom: "Bombing the Bismark, that bran has gone right through me!"

by V3gas4ce September 2, 2009

Bismarck

1. A large impressive penis always ready for action.

2. A massive German battleship in World War II.

1. "His dick is a fucking Bismarck."

by Knyte Writer February 18, 2007