Bentley University

A top New England business school where both the academic curriculum and social atmosphere are geared entirely towards the accumulation of power and wealth. This has resulted in the apparently necessary addition of "Ethics and Social Responsibility" as an academic discipline. Graduates range from Wall Street moguls like Richard Zannino to ruthless dictators such as Charles Taylor.

While other college students paint houses or lifeguard during the summer months, Bentley students are up bright and early, parking their BMW's outside of JP Morgan or State Street.

If you don't get in, there's always Bryant, notable alumni of which include:

-Adam M. Hamilton - "ChiP" - Reporter for WJAR-NBC 10 News

and

-Dennis G. Perron - Chief of Police Hubbardston, Massachusetts

Bentley University Student 1: Hey, how's 301 treating you?

Bentley University Student 2: Meh, we got a crap project, some place called "bryant university" wants us to consult for them.... looks like a lost cause though.

by BUDRK December 20, 2009

bentley

A creative boy with a great sense of humor. Hes adorable and always helpful.

I love you Bentley. Love sissy

by kykycakes July 8, 2016

Flying Bentley

Sexual position that involves running and jumping onto an erect penis.

Charlie misjudged and ended up with a black eye while giving a flying Bentley to Eric.

by DKM Fan July 9, 2011

Ghetto Bentley

Did you mean: Chrysler 300?

That there's a Ghetto Bentley. Chrysler 300 lookin ass.

by panicedathedisco June 22, 2016

Bellèy

Pronounciation: Bell-ay

The prounouncing ovver teh E is french (alt+ 0232)

See anyone with tihs last name? Well they're freaking AHMAYZING! there the best most awesome people you will ever meet!

MOlly: I wanna go hang out with those cool kids.
Brianna: You mean you want to be a Bellèy?

by checkcheck9 April 6, 2009

slimy bentley

when a dude covers his penis with molasses and proceeds to have anal sex

at first she just wanted the normal stuff, but after a few drinks she was ready for a slimy bentley

by marmalade drexel August 19, 2009

Full Begley

Becoming such an extreme environmentalist that you generally creep everybody out because all you talk about is the strange projects that you're into, while managing to be incredibly condescending at the same time.

Named for actor Ed Begley Jr.

Did you hear about Andrew? Yeah, he went full begley. Now he spends all his time making weird things to water his lawn with his own pee, and it's all he talks about. I can't stand to see him like it.

by huntdoggy March 8, 2011