bertie beetle

possibly THE best chocolate in existence.
Manufactured by the Australian chocolate manufacturer, Nestle.
Also possibly the most popular showbag sold at The Show.

I want a Bertie Beetle showbag!!

by He's the boxman September 24, 2006

Dirty Bertie

When a man is receiving a bj, before he comes he places the tip of his penis into the female's nostril. He then ejaculates into her nostril, she inhales the sperm and spits it out her mouth.

God, I can't wait to get a Dirty Bertie.

by Bertie23455555 April 14, 2020

Bertie Bentley

A machine, a weapon, cannot be destroyed

John " fuck is that Bertie Bentley"
Sam " jesus christ, holy shit, get down before he decapitates us with his massive biceps

by Everynameistakenwtf November 10, 2019

Naughty Bertie

An incredibly naughty person who does naughty things to naughty people. Their name is Bertie

Whoa look its Naughty Bertie

by Alex123456789heyho October 17, 2012

bertie's madness

Nickname for lead singer of The Used, Bert McCracken's habit of vomiting on stage some say it's a gimic but it is actualy induced by pancreatitis which was probably caused by drugs and alcohol.

Man bertie's madness must suck!

by Accid_Trippin July 29, 2005

Bertie Male

Someone who thinks they are good at everything, but in reality is just a cocky dick that no one likes.

"Bro I'm soooo good at football!"
"Shut up you Bertie male"

by Bertie is cool 420 August 9, 2019

Berty halfhead

When u see him and mention rosie dont look back or u will get pieces of diarrhea and sausage roll in ur mouth

Rosies friends:OH LOOK rosie is your lover Berty halfhead
Berty halfhead: tries to impress rosie by opening their mouths and pulling his pants down and shitting in their mouths
Rosie: EWW WTF BERTY I LIKED U
Berty: Kisses her mouth with shit on it
Rosie: runs while crying.
Everyone that was watching:knowing how short his dick is and laughing at him.

by ProTranslaterboy123coolboy March 31, 2022