Bernetheed

When you're so stoned that you cannot move, speak, or hear.

That dude smoked so much that he's bernetheed now!

by porkchopbolonga September 26, 2018

Bernd the Bread

Bernd is a muppet, obviously a bread, he is depressed and popular in the german country. He is known for being in the closedown from the kids channel „KIKA“. His episodes play in the timespan from 9PM-6AM daily. the episodes shown there change every few months. Mostly he is in a white place, called the „white hell“. (It is a TV and Bernd can’t get out because of technical issues) Bernd often tries to escape by running though the screen, but he comes back into the screen on the other side. he gets bullied in there by a voice called „whitebox“, which he destroys at the end of one episode. Bernd tells the viewers to turn off the TV or change the channels, cause he just wants to get out of there. He likes „Mehlsuppe“. He often says his well known word, „Mist“. - Translated to English: „crap“

Person1: have you seen Bernd the bread? He’s hilarious!
Person2: mist.

A/N: there’s a gif of him below!

by tommykilledwomen July 26, 2021

jon bernthal

A literal heavenly being who can make people pregnant by just looking at them. Perfect combination of jawline and abs 10/10 guy, loved by gays and straights alike

Person 1: Ayo is that Jon Bernthal????
Person 2: Holy shit we’re now pregnant!
Person 1: Woah that’s crazy!

by opinunatedtoothbrush March 8, 2022

Bernt

The word used to describe the noise a fart makes.

I heard a "bernt" come from that lady in the elevator.

by Crasymaker August 16, 2006

WoW-bernating

When a new expansion of World of Warcraft comes out and the WoW nerds get it and disappear for a week.

Danny: Hey where's Patrick I haven't seen him in like a week?

Jeremy: Yah, Cataclysm came out so he's WoW-bernating.

by Teapain December 12, 2010

Bernet

hard core mobster. fears no man. mafia hitman who kills for free. the word bernet comes from a scottish mobster who would always kill for less.

yo, nigga dont step ta dis I'm the deffinition of Bernet........
My Dawg steve will go strait up bernet on ya ass.
any fool who stands up to bernet is a man any man who runs from bernet is a dead fool ya heard......

by John December 6, 2004

bendt

A character or nature. Variation of 'bent'.

"That certainly has an old-school bendt."

by Joshua Prowse December 27, 2007