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Turd Beanie

The little piece of poo stuck to the tip of a penis or dildo after pulling out of a penetrated butthole that is shaped like a beanie hat. An unpleasant happening in butt sex.
Dude, I totally effed Nikki in the butt last night, and when I pulled out my weiner had a turd beanie.
by Jett Pannellius November 14, 2010
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slippery beanie

When two schlongs touch at the tip (head) and one of the members slides their uncircumcised skin over the other tip (head).
" I caught Aaron and Gary doing a slippery beanie in the shower yesterday morning."
by Babyguts January 31, 2014
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J-beaning

J-beaning is a sexual act, or fetish, where one pours jelly beans all over their lover and attempts to guess the flavors by consuming them off of their partner's body.
"Man, dis girl was into some weird ass shit, she had me j-beaning n errthang."

"I was j-beaning this guy last night, and everything was going well until I encountered the Buttered Popcorn™. Let's just say I won't be hearing from him again."
by ButteredPopcorn October 9, 2014
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Ride beanies and weenies

Two guys (male) riding on one motorcycle.
Since Tom's car broke down, he had to ride beanies and weenies on the back of Craig's bike on the way to the movies.
by Donaghu May 30, 2016
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beanis

A phallus-shaped marital aid crafted from beans and/or bean-based products. A premium beanis comes with optional meatball attachment and ejaculatory arrangement.

The first mention of beanis was found in a fanfic by Majin Syeekoh and is sometimes referred to as a bean dildo.
"Have you heard of the new bean dildo?"
"Oh yeah! The beanis that jizzed sour cream?"
"No, no. This time it's hot sauce."
by Grumpycat96 June 12, 2018
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bennie and the jets

a song written by the genious lyricist and composed by the legend elton john. great song
lyrics

Hey kids, shake it loose together
The spotlight's hitting something
That's been known to change the weather
We'll kill the fatted calf tonight
So stick around
You're gonna hear electric music
Solid walls of sound

Say, Candy and Ronnie, have you seen them yet
But they're so spaced out, Bennie and the Jets
Oh but they're weird and they're wonderful
Oh Bennie she's really keen
She's got electric boots a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine
Bennie and the Jets

Hey kids, plug into the faithless
Maybe they're blinded
But Bennie makes them ageless
We shall survive, let us take ourselves along
Where we fight our parents out in the streets
To find who's right and who's wrong
by jigger_jevin July 3, 2006
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Beanis

The measure of how far back you wear a beanie. The further back you wear it on your head, the longer your beanis is (usually measured in inches).
"Wassup guys, my beanis is 8 inches long!"
"Well, guess what! My beanis is 10 inches long."
by nikesbskater1997 November 21, 2011
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