benani 

A person who frequently goes on Urban Dictionary and doesn't have an actual social life.

Side effects of being a benani might include; decreasing friendliness towards Mrs. Rounsaville, a rapidly decreasing social life, and perhaps an STD.

Benani Cut it out!

Sorry dude, I can't, I just enjoy being socially awkward 24/7.

benani by Ate A Banana December 31, 2010

Carhartt beanie 

The staple of a lesbian

“I thought she liked me but then she showed up in a carhartt beanie and now I realized she’s after my sister”

Carhartt beanie by Whose the clown now January 19, 2020

goth beanie 

a goth beanie

Tay:" ah darn i need a goth beanie in my life"
Oscar:"#metoo"

goth beanie by #needmeabeanie January 16, 2023

beanie enlightenment 

when you discover where the beanies congregate

first theorised by buddist monks within the shanghai region and later confirmed by a research team lead by Isaac Rizzton, Charles Darrizz and Neil deGrizz Tyson

they found strong correlations between building subjects and the beanie population within the immediate vicinity

for example: physics has a 1:0 building to beanie ratio, however social studies ratio tends to infinity for the latter, limited only by the size of the building

Oscar: "went into the english building for the first time in a year and i think i made a wrong turn cause i ended up at beanie boulevard"
Tay: "i already know" *blows dust off old book and flips to blank page* "beanie enlightenment"
"have you got a pen i can borrow?"
Oscar: "yeman"
Tay:*writes Oscar's name into the ancient scripture*
Oscar: *Ascends*
Tay:"my time has come" *fades away*

beanie enlightenment by #needmeabeanie January 26, 2023

Beanin 

A level beyond vibin

I’m just beanin

Beanin by Papi senzu September 12, 2020

beanie culture 

A slang reference to the common thread among Millennials, that ubiquitous knitted cap.

Beanie culture clearly conveys the laid-back anti-consumerism that defines this generation, rain or shine.

beanie culture by Dr Bunnygirl April 6, 2019

Beanizza

Beanizza (Bean-za) is a pizza with beans as one of the toppings. It can be any type of pizza as long as the pizza has a sufficient amount of beans covering the top.

I felt like buying a beanizza from the supermarket.

I heard that Domino's is releasing the beanizza today.

Beanizza by BobDaBeast June 19, 2020